Remind us never to be sober while watching a Bollywood film. One needs to be sufficiently fortified with Bacchus to be able to endure the ordeal of a Hindi film. Old or new movie, it matters little. The other day we watched Dharmatma (1975), the first of several instances of Bollywood purloining the Godfather for […]
As these tired hands pilot the leaking, creaking man-of-war to its final moorings amid the ceaseless din and drivel around us, music and Bacchus are among the few solaces left to us. Here are a few tracks (both Indian and foreign) we’ve acquired lately, mostly from iTunes. * Kandathai Sollugiren (Tamil) – A classic song […]
Are we so hard up for actors in Bollywood that we now have to import them from that hellhole Pakistan. Kabristan a.k.a Pakistan, a country that never ceases to do harm to India. Have we already forgotten the Pak-sponsored 11/26 attacks on Mumbai? Only those stupid, worthless Bollywood traitors are capable of this kinda nonsense. […]
If you’re having trouble making sense of Inception, you’re not alone. Guess what? Even Inception’s stars are having a hard time understanding the plot. No kidding, folks. How much more ridiculous can it get! Here’s an excerpt from the WSJ’s interview with Tom Berenger, who has a supporting role in the film: What was your […]
The emperor marched in the procession under the beautiful canopy, and all who saw him in the street and out of the windows exclaimed: “Indeed, the emperor’s new suit is incomparable! What a long train he has! How well it fits him!” Nobody wished to let others know he saw nothing, for then he would […]
Inception Review – The Emperor Has No Clothes Oftentimes great Hollywood movies are accompanied by peerless music. Would Sergio Leone’s Spaghetti Westerns like The Good, the Bad and the Ugly or For a Few Dollars More be the same without Ennio Morricone’s timeless soundtrack. Now schmuck, don’t you dare go and respond to that by […]