Men are so stupid in England. They only think of the face. The French, who are a nation of lovers, know how much more important the figure is.

– Somerset Maugham in Of Human Bondage, p.,135

The above quote reminds us of an oft-repeated comment those stupid college f*cks in India used to repeat ad nauseum – Cover the Face and Fire the Base when referring to a less-than-Aishwarya Rai like babe.