What if Hollywood hottie Chloë Grace Moretz or Bollywood hearthrob Ranbir Kapoor were to vanish today. Would the sun still dare to raise its head above the eastern horizon tomorrow? Would the Chutiya boys and girls stop moving their hands furtively beneath the sheets? Hard as the ordeal will prove to be for some, the […]
Gentlemen, please key in your bids on the iPads for item #104 [a young girl up for sale]. 100% virgin. 100% pure. Guaranteed. – Scene from Mardaani Amid the stinking dungheap of crappy Bollywood movies, Mardaani stands out as an aberration. A rare Indian film that comes across as a breath of fresh air. All […]
Each time I watch a Bollywood movie, an urgent need to rinse my mouth with two good foreign films overwhelms me. Having recently inflicted upon myself the masochistic trauma of sitting through Ajay Devgan’s latest emetic Singham Returns, I was besides myself in agony. How in Heaven’s name can this Rohit Shetty mis-directed turdpile Singham […]
After reading with great anguish those endless reports of how [the pathetic piece of shit] Singham Returns has set the Indian box office on fire, I was quite relieved that the junk has not done all that well in the U.S. Some consolation, sweetie! It’d be a travesty of art if garbage like Singham Returns were […]
Garbage Returns! Now, that would be the most apt title for this latest Bollywood atrocity to hit U.S. screens. Singham Returns is the second film in the Singham franchise. And if you ask me, the new one is as loathsome as its predecessor. Garbage Returns No amount of opprobrium can be too much for a […]
By Naveen Günther: “Why do we do what we do? Martha: “To keep the world safe. Isn’t that a good enough reason?” This Philip Seymour Hoffman (Günther Bachmann), Rachel McAdams (Annabel Richter), Willem Dafoe (Tommy), Robin Wright (Martha) and Grigoriy Dobrygin (Isa Karpov) starrer is directed by Anton Corbijn and based on John le Carré […]