Rep. Alan Grayson: Attaboy. Our Kinda Congressman

Rep. Alan Grayson, we love ya. Count on SearchIndia.com to cut you a check during your next election. We promise. Last night, this Democratic Congressman from Central Florida (mostly the Orlando area) hit the nail right on the head when he said: If you get sick in America, this is what the Republicans want you […]

Indian P*ssies Booted Out of ICC Champions

Now, don’t tell us you are surprised? Because we are not. These are good-for-nothing boobies who are guaranteed to bring home nothing but the booby prize. So what if they won the match against the West Indies. It doesn’t matter because the clowns are heading back to that gigantic slum.

Cool, Borders to Offer Free WiFi

Here’s some good news for cheapo desis in the U.S. looking for free WiFi Internet access while on the move. By mid-October, the 500 odd Borders book stores around the U.S. will provide free WiFi. Cool, so we can take our new Asus netbook 1005HA-PU1X to Borders and blog from there. Verizon is providing the […]

Salman Khan’s Wanted Plunges at Box Office in 2nd Wk

Salman Khan’s latest crap show Wanted has collapsed at the U.S. box office. Wanted grossed a shamefully low $57,133 in its second weekend at the U.S. box office. The piece of junk came in at No-51 and had an average gross of $805. Can it get any worse, folks? As of September 27, 2009, Wanted […]

Watching Once Upon a Time in America

An old acquaintance passed away in his sleep last night. Who knows what fate holds in store for us. In the certainty that our meeting with the Grime Reaper could occur at any moment, we’ve decided to watch as many of the classics as possible. Hollywood classics, of course. Folks, a Bollywood classic is a […]