Burn After Reading – Fine Clusterfuck

(For SI Blog reader Naveen) Jesus, what a Clusterfuck…. What did we learn…. I guess we learned not to do it again…. I’m fucked if we know what we did. – CIA Director to his underling Palmer Burn After Reading (2008) is best described as a milder version of a Quentin Tarantino film. A dark […]

Gravity Review – Out of THIS World

Schmucks, I meant Gravity is out of this world in both a literal and figurative sense. If Mexican director Alfonso Cuarón fails to win the Oscar in February for this electrifying film, there will be a river of blood in Los Angeles! Written with great élan by Alfonso Cuarón and his son Jonás Cuarón, Gravity […]

The American Review – Clooney, Will U Marry Us?

Pleaaaasseee Clooney. 😉 Hell, the only reason we went to the opening show of the new Hollywood film The American which released in U.S. theaters today is George ‘Acme of Charm‘ Clooney. Hell, no other reason is necessary when you got Clooney. Syriana, Michael Clayton, Up in the Air and still we can’t get enough […]

Michael Clayton – Clooney, Wilkinson, Swinton Shine

Watching George Clooney on screen after seeing our Bollywood bozos like Ajith, Vijay, Shahrukh Khan, Salman Khan, Abhishek Bachchan, Aishwarya Rai, Priyanka Chopra et al prance around like hippopotamuses in heat in movie after movie is like the sight of water to a lost traveler in the vastness of the merciless Sahara. “Do I look […]