Talaash Review – Not Unwatchable

(by Naveen) Aamir Khan must have shook hands with every single desi in Chicago while shooting for Dhoom 3. Nothing else explains the insanely long line that turned up for Talaash at the Regal Cantera last tonight. Never have I seen such a long line for an Indian movie at a mainstream American theater. Thanks […]

Hooray, Barfi Crushes Heroine at U.S. BO

Yaahooo, SI is celebrating. Baby, it’s gonna be Scotch tonight! The Ranbir Kapoor starrer Barfi has crushed skin-show queen Kareena Kapoor’s third rate desi porn Heroine at the U.S. box office. Boy, am I glad. The good times, they are a rollin, baby! 😉 They are a rollin! Cheers, Baby! For the September 21-23, 2012 […]

Heroine Review – Third Rate Desi Porn

Hooray, Barfi Crushes Heroine at U.S. BO Heroine (2012) Director: Madhur Bhandarkar Cast: Kareena Kapoor, Arjun Rampal, Randeep Hooda, Helen Repeated boob shows,  self-made porn tapes, multiple bedroom scenes, lesbian acts, itsy-bitsy costumes that cover little and leave little to the imagination and pimping out men to get film roles, all punctuated by screams of […]

Agent Vinod – Not Good at Box Office

Agent Vinod, which had a fairly wide release in the U.S. (for a Bollywood film), hasn’t done well at the box office. And that’s a shame because the movie is a decent Hindi action, spy thriller. Here’s how Agent Vinod fared at the U.S. box office compared to a few prominent Bollywood films:   Related […]

Agent Vinod Review – Oozes Panache

It took the bozos over four decades but with Agent Vinod Bollywood has finally turned in the first Indian action thriller that desi Bond and Bourne aficionados can watch without cringing. Written and directed by Sriram Raghavan, Agent Vinod (Saif Ali Khan, Kareena Kapoor, Prem Chopra) is a well crafted Hindi action film that has […]