Paradise Indian Gwynn Oak Review – Avoid

It’s all fine and dandy to grandly name your restaurant Paradise Indian Cuisine. But if your food turns out to be mediocre, you end up looking silly. The sole consolation of our recent meal at Paradise (1660 Whitehead Court in Gwynn Oak, MD) was that only a few items were obscenely bad. Cold Chutneys at […]

House of India Columbia (MD) – A Sin Not to Eat Here

We won’t stand any of you schmucks referring to House of India on Snowden River Pkwy in Columbia, MD as a mere Indian restaurant. No, folks. Most definitely, no. Au contraire, House of India is a shrine to India cuisine. A temple so beautiful that we swooned under the spell of its delicious offerings. At […]

Minerva Gaithersburg (MD) Review – No, Hell No

Ah, the torment, the dissatisfaction, the disappointment. Folks, we had such high hopes of our meal at Minerva Indian restaurant on Frederick Road in Gaithersburg, MD. But to borrow from the title from an old Harold Robbins book – Dreams Die First. How true. Dreams do die first. 🙁 We walked into Minerva Gaithersburg the […]