Confirmed – Chandni Chowk a Mega Box Office Disaster

Chandni Chowk Collapses – Down 80% Folks, now it’s confirmed. Chandni Chowk to China is a bada box office disaster in the U.S. (On Sunday, we gave you CC2C box office estimates but now we give you actual numbers from boxofficemojo). In its opening three-day weekend, this pathetic piece of shit Chandni Chowk to China […]

Incredible India – 2

Here’s Take 2 of Incredible India containing some of those only-in-India incredible stories: * Priests at an Orissa temple performed a special purificatory ceremony after the visit of a Dalit minister. There must be a special place reserved in hell for the Brahmin swines who still engage in obnoxious discriminatory practices in many parts of […]

Barack Obama – Inaugural Address

My fellow citizens: I stand here today humbled by the task before us, grateful for the trust you have bestowed, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our ancestors. I thank President Bush for his service to our nation, as well as the generosity and cooperation he has shown throughout this transition. Forty-four Americans have now […]

Barack Obama is Here; Bush Nightmare Ends

Folks, the long nightmare has ended.  Barack Obama is now our President. The 44th President of the United States of America (the country, we and over a million other Indians now call home). The First African American President of the United States of America (one cannot even imagine the pain that Blacks have endured for […]

Good Riddance to Bad Rub-Bush

* You failed to stem the tide of good American jobs being outsourced to the Indian coolies * You failed to protect us on 9/11 * You failed to capture Osama Bin Laden * You failed to understand how badly the Guantanamo prison and the rendition policy of transporting abductees to third countries for torture […]