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Folks, it’s Deepavali day (in India but not yet in the U.S.) and here we are watching sori-padam Surya’s Aadhavan. 
There are about 50 people in the theatre.
Considering it’s a Surya-Nayantara film and a movie directed by K.S. Ravikumar we have little expectation.
Movie is about to start. Our Tamil makkal are screaming. 
More later, folks.
Blue Box Office – Himalayan Disaster for Akshay Kumar
Excuse us while we take a hot shower to rid ourselves of the putrid stench of Blue.
(SI is back after a long cleansing, purifying shower.)
Bollywood Trash King Akshay Kumar has outdone himself this time.
Folks, Blue is a horror show, the disgusting likes of which appear but rarely even in the fetid cesspool of Bollywood.
There is no story to speak of, zombie-like the stars Akshay Kumar, Sanjay Dutt, Lara Dutta and that halfwit Zayed Khan sleep-walk through their roles, the dialogs are very cliched, the music so pedestrian, and the underwater action scenes in this ‘Blue’ film utterly soporific.
Schmucks, repeated images of Lara Dutta’s tits (34B, any bets??) encased in a skimpy bikini or of her isoceles triangle below do not an action movie a make.
Rs 100-Crore Disaster
If indeed Rs 100-crore was spent on this vile trash, then the only parallel we have is the mad Roman Emperor Nero laying waste to the treasury in pursuit of his delusions.
When the history of Bollywood is chronicled, future writers will wonder how such a retard as Blue Director Anthony D’Souza was allowed anywhere near a camera.
By the way, this fella along with Jasmine D’Souza (any relation to the aforementioned retard?) take and deserve all the (dis)credit for the story and screenplay. Continue reading »
We must be gluttons for punishment.
Why else would we be waiting for the crappy Akshay Kumar movie Blue to start.
We are going in with very low to zero expectations since serious Indian movie reviewers have already torn it to shreds.
Eight desis in the hall.
They are showing the preview of Ishqiya (Naseeruddin Shah, Arshad Warsi, Vidya Balan).
More later, folks.
Folks, we’ve said this a million times.
All religion is nonsense.
The cow-piss drinking Hindu idiots, the whacko Muslims with their priapic delusions of virgins in paradise and then there are the Christians.
Take for instance the Catholics. Here in the U.S. for the last few years, the Catholic Church has been enmeshed in one sex offender scandal after another with shameless, scumbag pedophile priests being involved in buggering young boys, sometimes as young as 7-years.
The Catholic Church has handed out over $1 billion in compensation to the victims either to settle the barrage of lawsuits or as hush money in confidential settlements.
It was not just young boys that the Catholic Priests were buggering.
Some of the Catholic priests even took on young women as lovers and had children. No kidding.
Today’s New York Times has an interesting and Continue reading »
Wherever there are ten Hindus together there is India with her sects and schisms, her racial, lingual, religious, political antagonisms. In the person of Gandhi they are experiencing for a brief moment the miracle of unity, but when he goes there will be a crash, an utter relapse into that strife and chaos so characteristic of the Indian people.- American author Henry Miller in Tropic of Cancer p.93
Folks, Tropic of Cancer was published in 1934.
We think it was remarkably prescient of Miller to predict the chaos and anomie that’s become a hallmark of post-independent India.
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