You hear us, Half-Dak, Vetti Jijaji, rgh3176, vivek?
Give us our $6 back.
Is this junk the movie that scared the bejesus out of all you pussies.
Thank God, we are cheapo desis and went for the Super-Bargain Matinee ($6 tickets) and didn’t fork out $10 for an evening show.
Not Scary in the Least
Folks, notwithstanding what you may have heard about Paranormal Activity there’s nothing even remotely scary about the movie.
Not even the final scene, which admittedly startled us but no more.
In its essence, the movie is about a haunted house in San Diego whose human denizens are Micah Sloat, a day-trader and his girl-friend Katie Featherston, an English major student.
We quickly learn that the ghost’s main interest is in Katie.
As the whisperings, scratchings on the wall and the open faucets get on Katie’s nerves, a psychic is called in but the guy is no help. He tells them the haunting is ‘feeding off on negative energy’ and recommends they employ a demonologist, who conveniently happens to be out of the country.
Over the course of the next several nights, the door closes on its own, noises are heard downstairs and coming up on the staircase, lights get switched on, shadows are seen, footsteps are seen on the white powder sprinkled by Micah, Katie is dragged out of bed once, the blanket slips off the bed and their photo-frame on the wall is cracked with a gash on Micah’s face in the picture.
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