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We are happy. All these years, people from other regions have slighted us. Our areas were not properly developed. All our resources were misused. The jobs went to outsiders.
- Uppu Sudhaker, a Telangana supporter in the New York Times after India’s central government caved into the demand of a fasting bozo and announced a separate state for the Telangana region in South India
Folks, here comes the 37th instalment of your favorite Incredible India.
Suvars. Pigs.
We will never forgive the Telangana baboons. Never ever.
Guys, here we were, all sexcited to watch our first Ileana D’Cruz movie (Saleem) today and that nut-case Telangana politician Kalvakuntla Chandrashekar Rao and our Italian grandma Sonia Gandhi had to throw a spanner in the works.
Bottom line, shows of Ileana’s Saleem are cancelled. 
Fasting Slowing Down India
To the countless problems plaguing India add the frequent practice of our two-legged, red-bottomed monkeys threatening or launching a fast-unto-death.
LTTE, Telangana, Ayodhya, Cauvery, Ram, Kashmir Pandits, small dick, Abhishek Bachchan, Marathi, anti-Hindi et al.
You see, no issue is too small for our Indian netas to launch a fast unto death until some idiot ‘forces’ the leader to break the fast with a glass of orange juice.
God, how we wished the Tamil Loose-Paiya Karunanidhi would kick the bucket when he launched his indefinite fast in April. Alas, the rat’s fast lasted a mere six hours and the frail gorilla and his minions continue to torment us.
We’re sick of this fasting drama that holds the nation of 1.2 billion mosquitoes hostage to the comic antics of a few flies.
Although this fasting tamasha is not restricted to any one state, we see this nonsense more often in South India. Must be something in the avakkai pickle and the myre-sadam these southern denizens consume in prodigious quantities.
Guess, we have to blame the Mahatma for giving credibility to this unsavory political tool.
Latest Tamasha
The latest fast-drama is Telangana, i.e. the fast-unto-death of a chimp called Kalvakuntla Chandrashekar Rao a.k.a. KCR demanding the creation of a separate Telangana state (the white portions on the map represent Telengana). Continue reading »
(For SI blog reader sganeshkumar)
How fitting.
Sergio Leone’s A Fistful of Dollars begins and ends with the tolling of bells.
Oh, no.
The bells don’t toll for our stranger who comes riding into the border town of San Miguel with no money in his pocket and a .45 pistol in his holster.
The man without a name, the Americano, the Gringo, or plain ‘Joe’ to the coffin-maker.
Yes, that’s our man, Clint Eastwood.
Old movies like A Fistful of Dollars, the Dirty Harry flicks that came later or recent films like Gran Torino, we love the sight of Clint Eastwood on the screen.
Dollars Trilogy
A Fistful of Dollars is the second movie in the ‘Dollars Trilogy’ that we’ve watched (the first was The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, which is the last movie in the trilogy).
No, A Fistful of Dollars does not have the intensity or the class of The Good, the Bad and the Ugly but is still nevertheless a watchable movie.
No sooner is our broke stranger in town than he discovers $$ opportunity Continue reading »
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