Folks, here comes the 37th instalment of your favorite Incredible India.
We will never forgive the Telangana baboons. Never ever.
Guys, here we were, all sexcited to watch our first Ileana D’Cruz movie (Saleem) today and that nut-case Telangana politician Kalvakuntla Chandrashekar Rao and our Italian grandma Sonia Gandhi had to throw a spanner in the works.
Bottom line, shows of Ileana’s Saleem are cancelled. 🙁
Fasting Slowing Down India
To the countless problems plaguing India add the frequent practice of our two-legged, red-bottomed monkeys threatening or launching a fast-unto-death.
LTTE, Telangana, Ayodhya, Cauvery, Ram, Kashmir Pandits, small dick, Abhishek Bachchan, Marathi, anti-Hindi et al.
You see, no issue is too small for our Indian netas to launch a fast unto death until some idiot ‘forces’ the leader to break the fast with a glass of orange juice.
God, how we wished the Tamil Loose-Paiya Karunanidhi would kick the bucket when he launched his indefinite fast in April. Alas, the rat’s fast lasted a mere six hours and the frail gorilla and his minions continue to torment us.
We’re sick of this fasting drama that holds the nation of 1.2 billion mosquitoes hostage to the comic antics of a few flies.
Although this fasting tamasha is not restricted to any one state, we see this nonsense more often in South India. Must be something in the avakkai pickle and the myre-sadam these southern denizens consume in prodigious quantities.
Guess, we have to blame the Mahatma for giving credibility to this unsavory political tool.
The latest fast-drama is Telangana, i.e. the fast-unto-death of a chimp called Kalvakuntla Chandrashekar Rao a.k.a. KCR demanding the creation of a separate Telangana state (the white portions on the map represent Telengana).
The roots of this Telangana nonsense dates back to the 1950s when the Telugu-speaking northern districts of the Madras state were merged with the Telangana region of Hyderabad State to form the united Andhra Pradesh state (Source: Wiki).
Since then, the Telangana demand for a separate state has flared up now and then with sporadic violence until this KCR fella launched an indefinite hunger strike, leading the weak pussies in Delhi to cave in.
Now that Italy oops Sonia Gandhi has conceded the demands for Telangana you can be sure there will be other clowns coming out of the woodwork asking for their own mini-states.
Besides the obvious danger of balkanization, there is the issue of enormous cost.
Setting up a new administrative division of the size of a state surely costs several hundred crore, money that could be poured into development schemes and keep the Naxalites at bay.
Let K Chandrashekar Rao Die
We are strongly against the formation of Telangana.
Let KCR launch another fast-unto-death.
Once KCR dies, we can erect a statue for the bozo at RTC Cross Roads in Hyderabad, pick up a few old garlands from the cremation ground and throw em’ around the statue’s neck.
That would be a cheaper alternative to the separate Telangana state nonsense.
After all, if it’s Telangana today can Rayalaseema be far behind tomorrow. Not to forget the bad precedent it’ll set for groups in other states.
* Grave Injustice in Tamil Nadu
Weep your hearts out after reading this excerpt:
All the 17 accused for burning three employees of the Tamil daily Dinakaran in the Madurai office in May 2007 have been set free by a Tamil Nadu court as the key witnesses turned hostile.
The accused were acquitted by the principal district sessions court on Wednesday.
….Vinoth, Gopi and Muthupandi died when the Dinakaran office was burnt. The incident was recorded on video by several news channels.
*India Turns to Soft-Wear Exports
Is it really surprising that the country that made a name in exporting software should now seek new opportunities in soft-wear exports.
By soft-wear, we mean these soft-spoken, soft-thighed little birds of the night.
Back in the ol’ days, when we use to haunt the mean streets of some of India’s big cities we’d often run into the adorable little birds of the night (around Walltax Road, and on a side road near Egmore station, both in Madras; Richmond Circle and on St.Mark’s Road in Bangalore; outside the Dadar Station in Mumbai; Sayaji Rao Road and Dhanvantri Road in Mysore et al) .
Sure, some of these sweet streetwalkers have gotten themselves a fancy name now – Escorts.
But What’s in a name, as the bard would say.
That which we call a slut, by any other name would still spread her legs wide (did Shakespeare really write that?)
Life’s a Bitch
Our position on hookers is that life is a bitch for these women, many of whom are forced into the oldest profession by unsavory elements and sometimes even family members.
But we live in a cruel, callous world. And these women gotta eat too.
Meanwhile, some enterprising pimps seeing an opportunity began exporting our dear Indian bitches to the overseas market in the 1980s and 1990s.
First, the cutie-pies were packed off to the Middle East to service the Sheikhs and lesser Arabs.
Now, as the Middle East collapses under the weight of its excesses and the global recession these Indian Randis (hookers) are being exported to a new market closer to home – Nepal.
Think we’re making this up.
Here read this excerpt from MidDay:
What comes around, goes around. For decades, Nepal has been fuelling the Indian sex bazaar with thousands of Nepalese girls being trafficked from the impoverished erstwhile Himalayan Kingdom to the bustling red light areas across the porous Indo-Nepal border.
But, Kathmandu is fast turning the tables now, courtesy some ‘enterprising’ men from India who are feeding the frenzy for Indian girls in Nepal.
The Nepal police have busted a huge racket involving a man from New Delhi who was supplying prostitutes to some high-profile hotels in Kathmandu. They say the reverse trend has peaked to its highest.
….”In the past couple of months, we have seen a comprehensive client demand from Nepal. As they are ready to dole out good money, our girls are ready to go there. There are no visa problems, and airfare comes cheap, too,” said Vicky Jain of Escorts from Night.
Mera Bharat Mahaan.
Is Katha not releasing in the US?
On Friday, i.e tomorrow.
Both Katha and Saleem are supposed to be releasing tomorrow. Saleem was originally due today.
We are torn between Genelia and Ileana. 😉
Who’d you recommend?
Saleem coming from YVS Chowdary might turn out to be the biggest crap u would ever see. His profile is such. Unendurable even by tollywood standards. Katha might turn out to be decent.
Bottomline: I’d never recommend Saleem. Katha, that’s your wish.
Most likely we’ll skip both.
It’s freezing cold in the North-East. Unbearable outside. Just returned from a walk.
Today’s low was: -5 centigrade!
Will be cold tomorrow too. Just don’t feel like stepping out in this weather.
Well, you and I who don’t live there can make statements like “Let KCR die”. There is a deteriorating law and order situation in the region, which would have turned into rioting.
So 1000 people dies. So what? Again since those aren’t anyone we care about, easy to say. Naxals would have grown deeper roots too.
The real problem, as far as I can make out, is sharing Hyderabad. The best bet is some kind of special status.
I heard some guy has started a fast-unto-death for Gorkhaland.
You write: There is a deteriorating law and order situation in the region, which would have turned into rioting.
Once you open the Pandora’s Box of balkanization, there’s no saying what horrors await you.
As it is, India is a fragile, young democracy with Hindu-Muslim, North-South, Marathi-Hindi, Backward Caste-Scheduled Caste, Hindu-Sikh, Hindu-Christian and a myriad other fault lines.
We don’t want to expand the fault lines, do we.
So each time a whacko with a grievance (real or imagined) launches a hunger strike, do we appease him/her/it because we’re scared of the law and order situation?
The Hunger Strike nonsense is the worst thing that Gandhi bequeathed to us.
At least in the Mahatma’s case, he was probably honest in his intentions. The present-day practitioners of hunger-strikes are mostly self-serving rogues.
First of all, it’s laughable that The Ruling Party despite having a comfortable Majority at the Assembly (Congress has 155 MLAs out of 294.),is bowing down to the whims of a non-Entity whose party has not won even 10 MLA seats (Of 116 Assembly seats in Telangana.) and just a couple of Parliamentary seats(Of 16).
And following the death of YSR,some senior Congress leaders (Who got sidelined under late YSR’s reign) of telangana are trying to take advantage of this situation to gain mileage from this issue and trying to influence Sonia ‘Madam’ at Delhi. It’s become a Complicated situation now that some other People in the background (These leaders mentioned and some Naxalite sympathizers) are trying to use KCR’s fast and these O.U students (Mostly these M.Sc political science students) as pawns in the Game of Chess to fulfill their own Ambitions.
(You see KCR,being a drunkard,was unable to continue fast and tried to take a glass on 2nd day itself and immediately these protesters burnt his effigies,which forced him to continue the fast.:P The fact is he knows that with the strength his party cadre has,he cannot achieve much in reality.)
1. It’s still early days in this nonsense.
We still have ahead of us four bandhs in seven cities, three firings, 12 deaths, 37 injured, CRPF deployment, change in leadership, change in collector, change in police chief, High Command visit to the state, Home Minister’s assessment of law & order, appeals for peace, fight over capital…..
This drama will entertain the masses for a while.
2. You write: it’s laughable that The Ruling Party despite having a comfortable Majority at the Assembly ….
We are increasingly coming around to the view that in Manmohan Singh’s family, our heroine Amrit Singh took all the balls in the parivar leaving the old sardar with only a kachcha.
Regarding the previous Struggles,it’s indeed true that several lakhs of Students,Peasants and other common men participated in that Mass Movement of 1969.And even the then Separatist Party won 11 of the 14 seats of the Region.(Later they all defected to Indira”s Congress in 1971.)
But,in this case,hardly a few Hundreds of Students belonging to a couple of Universities in Hyd. and Warangal resorted to Rowdyism (The most easiest way to catch Attention is to attack the RTC Buses and common men’s Vehicles),under the influence of some Naxal sympathisers and our Government could not handle it and falls at its feet!:( Rofl!)
May I know if the people of Telangana indeed demand a Separate state,then why TRS could hardly bag a good number of seats in 2004 (Congress won a landslide 80% of seats,while TRS won 50% of seats contested in alliance with Congress) and 2009 elections(Could hardly bag 10 seats)?And in other Local Elections or MLA/MP By-elections,where it contested alone,it couldn’t even retain Deposits on many occasions!
And it’s high time,the Media learn to show restraint and stop making a fuss out of non-issues!What was actually restricted to just a couple of towns was portrayed as if the entire Area has been on fire and every one there have come out in support of them.And,they’re not even caring to calm down the speakers in the debate nor advising them to stop making Provocative or Violent statements.(All for TRP ratings.Shitt)
You write: May I know if the people of Telangana indeed demand a Separate state,then why TRS could hardly bag a good number of seats in 2004 (Congress won a landslide 80% of seats,while TRS won 50% of seats contested in alliance with Congress) and 2009 elections(Could hardly bag 10 seats)?And in other Local Elections or MLA/MP By-elections,where it contested alone,it couldn’t even retain Deposits on many occasions!
We think the central leadership panicked out of fear over the fallout of KCR’s possible death.
Now,In Rayalaseema and Coastal Andhra,however;the Pro-Samaikhyandhra Pradesh supporters seemed to be more serious and turned it in much larger numbers than these ‘Separatist cadre’ in Telangana. Almost,every town’s Leaders and Students taking part in the Protest and are making more Stronger Statements.
If only that KCR was allowed to go and fast in his hometown (Like in the past,he might have fasted for 2 days and then says he received a call of assurance from some Sharad Pawar or Ajith Singh and calls off the fast.)
But,thanks to the arrest and his so-called ‘continuation of fast’ in NIMS,he got converted into a hero and things have taken a violent turn now. (I don’t want him to die now,else the loafer will become a Martyr 🙁 )
Even now,all is not over;just send him a Couple of Scotch Bottles,he’ll keep his mouth shut.Lol
To even imagine that some Students fell into the prey of these Politically unemployed Creatures,carried away by Emotions and their fake speeches of Patriotism!:(:(
Students need to be treated with a firm hand.
History has shown that if the police/para-military/military forces are with the government, students can’t accomplish much other than sporadic, stray incidents of violence.
They can be crushed. Look at China, Iran, Venezuela et al.
But the central and most state governments in India are effete and easily cave in to the demands of any one who makes some noise.
These pathetic corrupt bozos like KCR can even give [deleted] if they support his narrow-minded goals.
All this is done for corruption so that money-laundering can be more easier.
In 2001 Jharkhand was separated from Bihar in name of developing region.
What now ?
Jharkhand has one of highest rates of hunger in India,Naxalism is at its worst there.The people who made profits out of this are [deleted] like former Chief Minister Madhu Koda who recently got caught for laundering crores of rupees (maybe his black money will equal Warren Buffet’s income) to his pocket (the same money which was for development of Jharkhand).
We have deleted some words in your comment. You know the words.
You cannot make wild accusations/charges against people even if he/she/it is a politician unless you have some credible evidence or proof or the person is convicted in a court of law.
@SearchIndia:”LTTE, Telangana, Ayodhya, Cauvery, Ram, Kashmir Pandits, small dick, Abhishek Bachchan, Marathi, anti-Hindi”
–Out of these ten listed, certainly nine are, more or less the problems Indians in India had/have to face.
But the remaining one is the greatest problem (an imagined one albeit) Indians living in USofA (In general, French/Spanish/African countries) have to face. I can imagine how awful you must ‘ve felt living with Caucasian/Mexican neighbours. Every morning , every day, in fact every time you talk to a Caucasian male, you must’ve fumbled your lines as your subconsciously comparing his and yours.And talking to females, less said the better.
Anyway, I know these days you don’t care much as you have become old, but I can sympathise or whatever with an avg. Indian male in USofA.
Surely, some dickhead politician in Incredible India must have led a fast at some time because he/she/it/ felt less well endowed. 😉
We’re sure if you adequately probe the matter you’ll stumble upon the guilty dickhead. 😉
Mera Bharat Mahaan!
@SearchIndia:”We are strongly against the formation of Telangana.”
Ha ha ha.
In your next comment, we would like to hear about how many buses you stoned, how many shops you looted, how many colleges you forcibly closed et al to prevent to prevent the formation of Telangana. 😉
Seriously what next, maybe Loosu Paiya and Ramadoss will start asking the Central Government to declare Tamilnadu as a separate country!!!
The demand for Telangana seemed appropriate in 1960s, but I am not sure how relevant it is today (If I am wrong, kindly correct me).
Separating Telangana from Andhra will cost the state several thousand crores and it will only bring in factionalism and petty politics, nobody except corrupt politicians will benefit.
I don’t wanna comment further, I am already aghast against Manmohan Singh for not looking into very needy issues like the growing prices of vegetables, Naxalism, etc, but now his party is just concentrating on providing autonomy to states that do not exist, pathetic!!!!!! Seriously pathetic!
Alas, I can’t do a thing about this 🙁
If there is something such as a god, kindly destroy these idiots before they kill my country.
For heaven’s sake, it took Vallabhai Patel a decade and half to unite India, looks like his good work will be now wasted.
If you throw a few stones and stay off your Chicken 65 for 48 hours, you too can get a separate state for Ayaanavaram.
BTW, we demand Villupuram and
MayirpudungiduraiMayiladuturai as separate states. Can we outsource the work to some students?
BTW, we demand Villupuram and
MayirpudungiduraiMayiladuturai as separate states. Can we outsource the work to some students?
Of course, a lot of law(less) students can help you with that! Haven’t you heard what happened during the recent Police vs Lawyers clash in Chennai and also the Ambedhkar Law College incident?????
In Chennai, law students have a new profession – rowdyism
We’ve always been advocates of treating students with a strong hand.
We thought the police-lawyers clash in the High Court was an instance of police excess. Weren’t some policemen indicted recently.
@SearchIndia:”Can we outsource the work to some students”
From where the f did students get in to this movement, i don’t understand. Students are supposed to work hard, go to US 😉 or do an out sourcing job 😉 – but they are not in any circumstances, allowed to do vandalism – esp. burning buses. These stupid ass holes believe that if they have a match box and a bottle of petrol they could burn buses.
I hope buses possess life. If they had life, they would follow the ones who burned their friends and would crushed them under their tyres so that the burners heads explode scattering all the blood and brain particles on their front glass panes.
After that, the other buses would blow horns and make screams filled with joy. A Revenge indeed, for burning their innocent friend who helped people by transporting them.
ok,ok, anthropomorphism kinda sucked but i hope i made my point. 🙂
You forgot these kind of students.
I know that there are two major Telugur associations in America .. TANA and ATA.. is that division also based on the same stupidity?
We are not active in any of the Indian ASS-ociations. Too busy responding to comments on the Indian associations. 😉
Based on some quick research, we found that TANA is supposedly Kamma leaning while ATA is Reddy-ist in its orientation.
Also TANA is said to be pro-Telugu Desam and ATA Congress leaning.
In the not-too-distant future, we’re sure there’ll be an ATTA (American Telangana Telugu Association) in every state (in the states, we mean). 😉
I am just saying that for their narrow-minded goals they can go to any limits.
Ok apology but politicians are seperating states for their personal goals.
Madhu Koda is recent example.
You write: I am just saying that for their narrow-minded goals they can go to any limits.
That’s true of most humans but when politicians make decisions on narrow grounds the impact is larger.
For the starters,
Read the piece in your link.
It’s alright. But one expects so much more from a writer like Ram Guha.
Ram Guha probably churned out the above piece in his sleep.
I’m not sure why you brought in Kashmir Pandits to this discussion on fasting. There is no evidence of any major leaders fasting for the Pandits. In reality they are the one of the most suffering minorities. Kicked out of their own state by an Islamic purge, they are largely refugees in their own country and ignored by their own Government.
You write: I’m not sure why you brought in Kashmir Pandits to this discussion on fasting. There is no evidence of any major leaders fasting for the Pandits.
We don’t know about major or minor leaders but we’re sure you’ll find the below links interesting.
Kashmiri Pandits planning a fast unto death story in The Hindu newspaper.
Note the reference to the ‘fast unto death‘ in the third line of the story.
Here’s one more Kashmiri Pandits fasting story, this time in the Indian Express.
Kiddo, not to belittle the tragedy of the Kashmiri Pandits who were pushed out of their homes by the Muslim terrorists, but in Incredible India there’s always someone somewhere on a fast unto death or doing something equally ridiculous.
Now this is what all the morons wanted.
Centre has taught this mantra to the uneducated tards – “If I do not get a seat of power, I will fast (or do some thing stupid) and get a new state”.
So here are some more states that might happen:
1. Harit Pradesh from UP
2. Gorkhaland from Assam
3. Bundhelkhand from UP (again)
The other states will soon follow suit. New states can be named as:
1. Navnirman Pradesh – where MNS can be cordoned and talk idiotically
2. Naxalistan – for the rebels whow want to break away from telengana and the other such areas
3. Amma desam – For our beloved Dr. JJ
4. Laloo Land – For laloo and his family
5. URMK – United Relations of Mu Karunanidhi
It is sad that while other countries are trying to consolidate and move forward, we are moving backwards. One Sardar unified us while another Sardar is splitting it up – ironic.
In a piece in Hindustan Times, writer Ramachandra Guha also made a reference to Kongu Nadu.
If no one has any objection, we’d like to give the Cooum state to politician-in-the-making Vijay. 😉
Some of the non-discussed problems because of the formation of Telengana –
– people in Telengana have to change their vehicle’s number plate. i can only imagine how chaotic it will our desi DMV.
– people have to get new licenses for their state. am sure bribery will be at its best in the DMV offices to get the license fast.
– state funded schools will be even more handicapped. their already chaotic procedures to obtain grants will be even more chaotic.
– students in state matriculation have to wait for new syllabus. there will be tremendous confusion among parents to decide if their children has to be put in a CBSE/ISC to avoid problems.
i can think of so many other issues. why do they have to spoil a system that was running fine? is this state-splitting the only solution?
Chaos and confusion are a way of life in India, the defining characteristics of the land. 😉
Maybe, Soniaji and Manmohanji will rethink their decision.
stupid congress leaders have started a snowball reaction…..now more and more people will start demanding new states……looks like the day is not too far off when india will have a collection of rajwadas and princely states, each governed by the regional politicos and their dynasties…..why don’t these people realize that a separate telangana would not solve their real problems such as poverty and uneducation….it will just be a token gesture….the oppressors change, but the oppressed remain the same 🙁
P.S.– by the way, i am not from andhra/telangana…but i am speaking for the common good as i see it…if i have made some mistake due to ignorance of andhra/telangana regionalities, plz forgive me 😀
Italian pasta-maker PLUS a spineless senile Indian dodo = Bad public Policy.
If Hyderabad becomes the Capital of Telengana â€“ if & when the state split becomes a reality, I have no clue as to which City will be the Capital of Andhra Pradesh ? Any clue readers?
@SI: India Turns to Soft-Wear Exports. – Our position on hookers is that life is a bitch for these women, many of whom are forced into the oldest profession by unsavory elements and sometimes even family members.
Our Supreme Court recently asked the Centre, â€œWhen you say it is the world’s oldest profession and when you are not able to curb it by laws, why don’t you legalize it?â€
1. You write: I have no clue as to which City will be the Capital of Andhra Pradesh ? Any clue readers?
We suggest Chilakaluriipet, for obvious reasons. 😉
2. Read the article in your link.
Kudos to the NGOs who are working tirelessly on behalf of girls and women in India. Can’t be an easy job.
Off-topic, Don’t watch Saleem if you’ve value for your life and Money! 😀 Couple of my friends who’ve watched it have confirmed that Saleem will be Biggest Disaster of 2009,no need to talk about its stupid plot and confusing screenplay! 🙁
We told both our babes (Genelia and Ileana) to take a hike this week. 😉
We have alternative plans.
The whole threat via fasting is a means of non-violent protest which was brought to prominence by Gandhiji to counter the British strategy of putting down other forms of protest. It is a civilized form of getting your opinions across. Would you rather prefer that the proponents of Telengana follow the Naxalite way of asking for a state?
The problem is with the inability of the Government to counter the hysteria created by the idiots doing the fasting.
What other non-violent avenue would you recommend for the Kashmiri Pandits to get their basic human rights of living in safety in their own state?
(from somewhere on the New Jersey Turnpike)
1. You write: Would you rather prefer that the proponents of Telengana follow the Naxalite way of asking for a state?
Yes, it’d been good if the proponents of Telangana had taken to the Naxalite/violent path, then we could have at least tried to crush them using the security/paramilitary forces.
Right now we just caved in to the demand of some nut case, a decision that’ll haunt us via copycats in other states.
2. The tragedy of the Kashmiri Pandits was because of the failure of the Indian state to protect the minorities. They were abandoned to the wolves.