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Khatta Meetha Box Office: Disaster, Big Disaster

Readers of this fine blog have always known that Tamil ‘actress’ Trisha Krishnan is the most worthless thing when it comes to delivering the acting goods.

Total garbage.

The woman can’t emote if her life depended on it.

But Bollywood critics are just realizing what a lot of South Indians and SI readers have long known – Trisha is Trash, if you are talking movies.

Here’s what the critics had to say on Trisha’s Bollywood debut via Khatta Meetha:

IndiaTimes:

Trisha has nothing notable to deliver in her Bollywood debut.

IndiaFM:

Trisha…fails as an actress.

Rediff:

His co-star Trisha, however, fails to stand up to Akshay.

DNA:

The director appears confused what his heroine should be: a girl-next-door or a fiery municipal commissioner. Newcomer Trisha fails on both counts.

Some Members of the Audience (Source: IBNLive):

Bhavik Vora: [H]er pairing with Akshay does not look very great. Her acting is not very good and her face shows no emotion.

Gaurang Aggarwal: She didn’t act well. She couldn’t stand up to Akshay’s on-screen energy. I think Urvashi would have been a better choice opposite Akshay.

Avinash Shetty: I was disappointed by her performance. She was ordinary and there was nothing special about her.

How this utterly incompetent starlet gets to feature in movie after movie is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma (Thank you, Churchill). :(

No surprise that Indian films are considered a joke in the West.

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Khatta Meetha Box Office: Disaster, Big Disaster

What happens when Bollywood’s buffoon-king Akshay Kumar meets Kollywood’s bimbette-queen Trisha Krishnan?

According to critics, the answer is foul-smelling garbage.

Indian movie critics have lashed out at Khatta Meetha, the new Bollywood film featuring Akshay Kumar and South Indian starlet Trisha Krishnan.

Here’s a sample of unflattering reviews for Khatta Meetha directed by Priyadarshan:

India Times

Khatta Meetha  lacks wit and sarcasm and by no means can be termed as a political satire. Rather it’s a blatant and full-blown melodramatic tale of corruption that one has witnessed in zillion films before. The writing branches into too many subplots from politics, family, romance but seems disjoint rather than appearing multifaceted. The family characterizations of a powerless patriarch (Kulbhushan Kharbanda), scheming siblings and the ridiculed younger son protagonist (Akshay Kumar) are quite reminiscent of Anil Kapoor’s  Saaheb  (1985).

Akshay Kumar continues his buffoonery which is not much to speak about. Trisha has nothing notable to deliver in her Bollywood debut. None of the countless character artists are worth a mention. Continue reading »

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I’m not a spy.

I’m a businesswoman….Please let me go home.

(Brutal torture by North Korean agents follows.)

I’m not a spy. I’m not a spy.

- Evelyn Salt inside a North Korean prison

Folks, we’ve just returned from the midnight show of the new Angelina Jolie film Salt.

Of course, like all most action movies Salt too is a wildly implausible tale featuring the CIA, Russian spies, moles, assassination attempts on top Russian and American leaders, nuclear bombs, fast car chases and lots and lots of bang bang, dishoom dishoom.

But the movie is also a helluva entertaining ride if you are into these senseless but well executed Bourne-style action films.

Angelinaaah’s Show, Completely
Undoubtedly, the star of the show is Angelina Jolie.

And what a jolly time Ms.Jolie offers viewers.

Gosh, we came (well, almost) at the sight of her literal and figurative pyrotechnics. ;)

The woman is electrifying on the screen. Really.

Makes her performance in Mr and Mrs.Smith (2005) look like a warm-up act. No kidding.

Gee, What Panache
There’s no high-wire act the 35-year-old Hollywood actress doesn’t tackle in Salt – walk the high ledge of a tall apartment complex, jump out of an helicopter without a parachute into the Potomac river, kill a whole barge of Russian spies, escape from a CIA building, survive brutal torture by North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il’s henchmen, jump from the top of one fast-moving truck to another on the highway or hijack a police car.

And more.

By God, the 90-minute film is one lengthy adrenalin rush.

Who needs cocaine with Angie baby around!

All of it rendered with an extraordinary degree of panache.

It’s hard to think of any other Hollywood actress accomplishing what Angeline Jolie does in Salt with anywhere near the same degree of excellence. Continue reading »

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