The Bourne Legacy Review – Mediocre Shit

Back in the old days, when we were in the spring of our lives we greatly enjoyed Robert Ludlum’s books. We read most if not all his spy thrillers. If memory serves us right, the Chancellor Manuscript was our first Ludlum thriller, a novel we picked up sometime in the 1970s from a neighborhood circulating […]

Quote of the Day – Salman ‘Flop’ Khan

I am very happy she [Aishwary Rai] is married to Abhishek. He is a great guy from a good family. The best thing I can want for her is that she leads a happy life. – Salman ‘Flop‘ Khan quoted in Times of India Ha ha ha ha ha . 😆 Related Stories: Salman ‘Flop’ Khan […]

Incredible India 54: Lungis Lust for She Buffaloes

Wake up, schmucks. Tis’ time for the next installment of your favorite Incredible India, those Only-in-India stories. Nasty, Nasty We’ve always found something weird about South Indians. Yeah, with their Lungis, Dhavanis, shifty eyes, shitty names like Kombhu Iyer, Konda Reddy, Kothi Rao, KD Menon and Kattu Mudaliar, flaunting their fake Java and C++ certificates, […]

We are Family Review – Disgustingly Bad

We are Family: Ohhh, We are a Box Office Disaster There are bad Bollywood movies. Then there are very bad Bollywood movies. Finally, there are the disgustingly, terribly bad Bollywood movies like We are Family (Kajol, Kareena Kapoor and Arjun Rampal) that are unworthy of even being screened in theaters. Surely, a special place is […]

Nine Lives Review – Heartrending Indian Stories

Maybe…it is only those of us who have no eyes that can see through the lure of maya, and glimpse reality for what it is. – Kanai, the blind minstrel in Nine Lives, p.246 A few days back, we got William Dalrymple’s well received book Nine Lives: In Search of the Sacred in Modern India […]

We are Family is We are Garbage, Say Critics

We are Family Review – Disgustingly Bad Folks, our hopes have been dashed on the altar of Bollywood’s  incompetence. Here we were fondly hoping that this weekend would be a joyous affair but, alas, man proposes, Bollywood disposes. Several Indian critics have buggered the latest Karan Johar production We are Family (directed by Sidharth Malhotra). […]