Incredible India 54: Lungis Lust for She Buffaloes

Wake up, schmucks.

Tis’ time for the next installment of your favorite Incredible India, those Only-in-India stories.

Nasty, Nasty

We’ve always found something weird about South Indians.

Yeah, with their Lungis, Dhavanis, shifty eyes, shitty names like Kombhu Iyer, Konda Reddy, Kothi Rao, KD Menon and Kattu Mudaliar, flaunting their fake Java and C++ certificates, H1B/L1 craving, dark-as-coal skin color, foul body odor, ogling at anything female with their tongues lolling out, monkeys who ejaculate at the sight of Ajith or Rajnikanth on the screen, yelling the stupid Swami Saranams,Β  building temples for well-titted North Indian actresses and a thousand other weird mannerisms these denizens of Andhra Pradesh, Tamil Nadu, Karnataka and Kerala sure are strange specimens who roll on a side-track to the Home Sapiens.

By God, everything about these South Indian simians irritate us.

Now, we have one more strong reason to loath these devotees of Muruga, Ayappa, Velangani et al.

Bedding with She Buffaloes

Guys, have you fastened your seat-belts for what comes next is straight out of a grisly horror movie.

Are you ready?

OK, here it comes.

Folks, it seems some rural South Indian boys find sexual joy in mating with female Buffaloes.

Not for these whackos the normal sane fantasies about Mallika Sherawat, Namitha, Aishwarya Rai, Anushka Shetty or any other fine beauty queen.

Only a She-Buffalo will do for these nut-cases.

No, we’re not making this up.

It’s hard to make up something this weird.

In any case, since it’s weird and since it has to do with South Indians, it’s got to be true, right? πŸ˜‰

The disclosure about the rural South Indian boys’ fondness for she Buffaloes came to light at the 26th National Conference of Sexology currently underway in Chennai, India.

Here’s an excerpt from a leading Indian newspaper:

Chennai-based sexologist Dr Narayana Reddy narrated a case where six months ago, a young couple from Vellore had visited him. ”The initial complaint was that the male had a problem of erectile dysfunction. They were married for five years but they never had sex. When I independently investigated, I found that 29-year-old man preferred buffaloes as partners. He had been having sex with female buffaloes for several years along with the boys in his age group,” he said. In another case, he said, an upwardly mobile woman preferred to involve her pet dog whenever her spouse wanted to have sex.

Vellore Minotaurs

We always knew these Vellore lads were strange beasts.

But this strange!

Hey, we have readers from Vellore, including some now in the U.S. We definitely won’t ask what they were doing in their younger days.

You see, we are too scared to find out. πŸ˜‰

Just Wondering

If some rural South Indian boys are poking She Buffaloes, wonder what urban South Indian boys are up to.

Lizards, Cockroaches, Squirrels, Pigs, anyone?

No, we won’t ask where members of the fair-sex find their pleasure.

We’ll leave that to your fertile, febrile imagination. πŸ˜‰

By the way, are She-Buffaloes eligible for a H4B spouse Visa, whaddya think?

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One Response to "Incredible India 54: Lungis Lust for She Buffaloes"

  1. Madmax673   July 5, 2013 at 3:10 pm

    You should probably call him “Erumayoli”.

    cave bufalus(em?)! πŸ˜‰ Responds:

    I suppose Erumayolis (to use your neologism), like incest and other present-day taboos, were not uncommon among Homo Sapiens until, say, 5,000 or 6,000 yeas ago.

    Who knows…these taboos might fall back into vogue if the female population dwindles!

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