Indians Now Rape Children/Sisters Less, Others More

(Dedicated to the countless, helpless rape victims and hookers of India) Indian Behnchods are raping their sisters, daughters and cousins less, that’s the good news this Diwali. Now, the depressing news this Diwali – Indian Haramis are raping others more. No, we’re not drunk. Hey, it’s only noon here on the East Coast and all […]

Velayudham Review – Mindless Mayhem

By Naveen On the unenviable lines of his past monsterpieces Tirupachi, Madurey, Villu, Sura and Vettaikkaran, Vijay has taken Tamil Cinema eight steps backward this Diwali with Velayudham. Oh, if you are one of those elitists turning your nose up at Vijay’s films, then let’s see your Brando, Al Pacino or De Niro even try […]

Ra.One Review – A Failure of Imagination

Shahrukh Khan’s new film Ra.One is good enough for the Indian and NRI chutiyas who come merely upon hearing the name of a Khan or Rajinikant. But for discerning souls like yours truly who have higher expectations, the Bollywood super-hero science fiction flick Ra.One is a  failure of imagination. One more in a long list […]

Shah Rukh Khan’s Ra.One Opens to Poor Reviews

King Khan’s super hero movie Ra.One has drawn ho-hum reviews from Indian critics. Here are excerpts from a bunch of Indian critics: NDTV But, on the whole, RA.One is far too derivative to take anybody except the most gullible of moviegoers… But, sorry, this isn’t ‘the next level’ of Hindi cinema, let alone superhero flicks. […]

7Aum Arivu – Silly, Lifeless Bore; Shruti Haasan is Not Kamal Haasan’s Daughter, No Way

7Aum Arivu is a silly bore that bizarrely seeks to meld fictional Tamil history, fictional Tamil pride and fictional biological warfare for the sole purpose of bamboozling Tamil movie fans into parting with their real money. Silly, Lifeless Film The movie builds on the myth of a historical martial arts fighter and medicine man called […]

7Aum Arivu – Trisha Better than Shruti Haasan

Just finished watching the first half of 7Aum Arivu at a theater on the East Coast. We never thought there’d be an actress worse than Trisha on this planet. But today we found a monster million times worse than Trisha in the acting department. And its name is Shruti Haasan. Devoid of any expression, this […]

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