No Dum Biryani for Telugu Bidda’s Birthday

By on    Diaspora  

Happy Birthday, Raghunandan Yandamuri! Notorious Telugu bidda Raghunandan Yandamuri’s 27th birthday passed off (hopefully) quietly today in a cell at the Montgomery County jail in Pennsylvania. Until today, every February 21 must surely have been a joyous occasion for the ambitious software programmer, who hails from the glorious state of Andhra Pradesh. A day of […]

Cantina Steak Burrito is Just So-So

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While my first love will forever be curry, I do have the occasional adulterous fling with Mexican and Chinese cuisine When I heard Taco Bell’s Cantina Steak Burrito was now available “Nationwide,” my passion for the dear puta was reignited. On a cold, windy afternoon, I drove up to the nearest Taco Bell to fill […]