With nearly 200ml of Chivas Regal inside the system, SI is already floating high.
As usual, I’m rooting for my inamorata Jennifer Lawrence (nominated for Best Actress) and Silver Linings Playbook (Jennifer’s picture).
I see Queen Latifah with her big uns hanging and hogging half the screen!
SI will keep updating this post as the night moves along.
Stay Tuned, baby!
I’m blogging from my Windows PC after a long time….so..puleeze forgive this sinner any typos! Remind me to buy a Mac for the basement!
Yes, the stars are seated, the Oscars are supposed to start soon but the commercials (Does any Indian give a flying f*ck about Tuna Sandwich?) are still droning on.
If you’ll excuse me, I’ll have some more Scotch!
I’ll be back.
Back at the PC
Now, who the hell is this host, Seth MacFarlane?
Never heard of him!
Doesn’t he look so gay?
We Saw your boobs, yeah, yeah!
Best Supporting Actor Oscar
And the Oscar goes to Christoph Waltz for Django Unchained!
Christoph Waltz is a SI favorite since I watched Inglorious Basterds a million years back.
This is Christoph Waltz’ second Oscar!
After all, the Brilliant SI predicted Christoph Waltz would be the winner earlier today!
The Austrian actor is one of the greatest actors I’ve seen on the big screen!
Django Unchained is a lovely movie that SI watched at AMC 25 in Times Square.
Best Animated Feature
I confess I’ve never seen it!
Who’s got the award?
More scotch for SI.
Life of PI Wins
Yeah, an “Indian” film wins the Cinematography Oscar for Life of Pi!
Another Oscar for Life of Pi, for Visual Effects!
James Bond, Baby!
So many beautipool gals!
I love the moosik in Bond movies!
SI read the book Goldfinger by Ian Fleming in 1978, or maybe even earlier!
His heart was cold, as is SI’s!
Best Live Action Short Films
And who’s the winner?
Curfew – Shawn Christensen!
Who Won the Best Picture?
Liam Neeson blaah blaahing!
Ben Affleck , beard and all, is on the screen droning on about the Best Documentary Feature!
Searching for Sugar Man wins!
Have any of the SI readers seen this documentary?
Best Foreign Film
OK, this is a big deal!
And the Oscar goes to Amour by Austrian director Michael Haneke!
SI has seen Michael Haneke’s White Ribbon and Caché.
Great director and worthy of the honor!
SI is pleased!
Ah, Ted and Mark Wahlberg is here!
And that’s what happens when you drink sooo much!
Sooo many typos!
Best Supporting Actress
Who got the award, kid?
And the Oscar goes to Anne Hathaway!
I hate this flat-chested *&%@#%$^&.
Sandra Bullocks looks like Priyanka Chopra!
My Sweetie Pie Jennifer Lawrence is there on the screen!
Venkatramana Govinda, Govinda!
Clooney Looks Old!
Is that Barbra Streisand singing or are my eyes deceiving me?
There’s Mr.Pretty Woman, Richard Gere!
Aha, one more Oscar for Life of Pie for Best Original Score! for Mychael Danna.
Bombay Jayshree screwed!
Ha, ha! Great!
Skyfall (Adele Adkins and Paul Epworth) wins Best Original Song!
OMG, Charlize Theron is hot!
What would I give to get between the South African babe’s ….!
And the Oscar goes to Argo (Chris Terrio).
And who the f*ck is the winner?
Wow!, it’s Quentin Tarantino, for Django Unchained!
Indian Movie Wins Again
Ang Lee Wins Best Director award for Life of Pi!
OMG, did Ang Lee say Namaste!
Only a foreigner can make a movie on India and win.
Indian mothafucka directors are worthless!
Shame on the Bollywood scumbags!
Tell me, my sweetie pie Jennifer Lawrence got it!
And the Winner is Jennifer Lawrence from Silver Linings Playbook.
I’m so Thrilled!
Long before all ye Indian chutiyas even heard of Jennifer Lawrence, I predicted big things for the babe!
Hell, we even named an Indian dish after Jennifer Lawrence!
Who got it, baby?
And the Oscar goes to Daniel-Day Lewis for Abraham Lincoln!
And Now for the Best Picture
The original Batman villain Jack Nicholson is on the screen!
OMG, Michelle Obama is on my TV.
Am I completely drunk?
The winner is Ben Affleck’s Argo.