SI at the Oscars


With nearly 200ml of Chivas Regal inside the system, SI is already floating high. πŸ˜‰

As usual, I’m rooting for my inamorata Jennifer Lawrence (nominated for Best Actress) and Silver Linings Playbook (Jennifer’s picture).

I see Queen Latifah with her big uns hanging and hogging half the screen!

SI will keep updating this post as the night moves along.

Stay Tuned, baby!

I’m blogging from my Windows PC after a long time….so..puleeze forgive this sinner any typos!Β  Remind me to buy a Mac for the basement!

Yes, the stars are seated, the Oscars are supposed to start soon but the commercials (Does any Indian give a flying f*ck about Tuna Sandwich?)Β  are still droning on.

If you’ll excuse me, I’ll have some more Scotch!

I’ll be back.

Back at the PC

Now, who the hell is this host, Seth MacFarlane?

Never heard of him! πŸ™

Doesn’t he look so gay?

We Saw your boobs, yeah, yeah! πŸ˜‰

Best Supporting Actor Oscar

And the Oscar goes to Christoph Waltz for Django Unchained!


Christoph Waltz is a SI favorite since I watched Inglorious Basterds a million years back.

This is Christoph Waltz’ second Oscar!

No surprise!

After all, the Brilliant SI predicted Christoph Waltz would be the winner earlier today!

The Austrian actor is one of the greatest actors I’ve seen on the big screen!

Django Unchained is a lovely movie that SI watched at AMC 25Β  in Times Square.

Best Animated Feature

Brave wins!

I confess I’ve never seen it!

Best Picture

Who’s got the award?

More scotch for SI. πŸ˜‰

Life of PI Wins

Yeah, an “Indian” film wins the Cinematography Oscar for Life of Pi!

Another Oscar for Life of Pi, for Visual Effects!


James Bond, Baby!

So many beautipool gals! πŸ˜‰

I love the moosik in Bond movies!


SI read the book Goldfinger by Ian Fleming in 1978, or maybe even earlier!

His heart was cold, as is SI’s!

Nice Song! πŸ™‚

Best Live Action Short Films

And who’s the winner?

Curfew – Shawn Christensen!

Who Won the Best Picture?

Liam Neeson blaah blaahing!

Ben Affleck , beard and all, is on the screenΒ  droning on about the Best Documentary Feature!

Searching for Sugar Man wins!

Have any of the SI readers seen this documentary?

Best Foreign Film

OK, this is a big deal!

And the Oscar goes to Amour by Austrian director Michael Haneke!

SI has seen Michael Haneke’s White Ribbon and CachΓ©.

Great director and worthy of the honor!

SI is pleased! πŸ™‚

Maha Thrilled!

Ah, Ted and Mark Wahlberg is here!

And that’s what happens when you drink sooo much!

Sooo many typos! πŸ™

Best Supporting Actress

Who got the award, kid?

And the Oscar goes to Anne Hathaway!


I hate this flat-chested *&%@#%$^&. πŸ™


Sandra Bullocks looks like Priyanka Chopra!Β  πŸ™


My Sweetie Pie Jennifer Lawrence is there on the screen!

Venkatramana Govinda, Govinda! πŸ˜‰


Clooney Looks Old!

Sad! πŸ™

Is that Barbra Streisand singing or are my eyes deceiving me?

There’s Mr.Pretty Woman, Richard Gere! πŸ˜‰

Aha, one more Oscar for Life of Pie for Best Original Score! for Mychael Danna.

Bombay Jayshree screwed!

Ha, ha!Β  Great! πŸ™‚

Skyfall (Adele Adkins and Paul Epworth) wins Best Original Song!


Adapted Screenplay

OMG, Charlize Theron is hot!

What would I give to get between the South African babe’s ….! πŸ˜‰

And the Oscar goes to Argo (Chris Terrio).

Original Screenplay

And who the f*ck is the winner?

Wow!, it’s Quentin Tarantino, for Django Unchained!

Indian Movie Wins Again

Ang Lee Wins Best Director award for Life of Pi!

OMG, did Ang Lee say Namaste!

Only a foreigner can make a movie on India and win.

Indian mothafucka directors are worthless! πŸ™

Shame on the Bollywood scumbags! πŸ™

Best Actress

Tell me, my sweetie pie Jennifer Lawrence got it!


And the Winner is Jennifer Lawrence from Silver Linings Playbook.

I’m so Thrilled! πŸ™‚

Long before all ye Indian chutiyas even heard of Jennifer Lawrence, I predicted big things for the babe!

Hell, we even named an Indian dish after Jennifer Lawrence!

Best Actor

Who got it, baby?

And the Oscar goes to Daniel-Day Lewis for Abraham Lincoln!

And Now for the Best Picture

The original Batman villain Jack Nicholson is on the screen!

OMG, Michelle Obama is on my TV.

Am I completely drunk? πŸ˜‰

The winner is Ben Affleck’sΒ  Argo.

Adios, amigos!

6 Responses to "SI at the Oscars"

  1. hispeed144   February 24, 2013 at 10:36 pm

    Amour deserves the Best Foreign Language film Oscar..

    I’m expecting one more Oscar for Amour.. Brave does not deserve the Best Animated Film Oscar.. Good that you have not watched it!! Responds:

    But I watched the Icelandic movie ……too drunk to remember …will include the name later!

  2. hispeed144   February 24, 2013 at 10:38 pm

    Searching for Sugar Man — isn’t this film that was shot with an iPhone? Responds:

    You write: isn’t this film that was shot with an iPhone?

    Not completely, baby!

    • hispeed144   February 24, 2013 at 10:43 pm

      Ah, yes! πŸ™‚

  3. hispeed144   February 24, 2013 at 10:47 pm

    SI, the hyperlink at the end of this line — Yeah, an β€œIndian” film wins the Cinematography Oscar for Life of Pi. — points to SI’s Django Unchained review Responds:

    That’s what happens when SI drinks toooo much. πŸ™


    Thank You, Sweetie!

  4. Naveen   February 24, 2013 at 11:31 pm

    Hooooooooraaaaaaaaayy 4 Quentin!!! Responds:

    Worth my trip to NYC!

  5. unknownvirus   February 25, 2013 at 6:11 pm

    Stumbled across this and I knew who exactly would get her panties wet on reading this article.. You are welcome, SI Responds:

    I wonder if there’s a picture of Ms.Jennifer Lawrence that I have not seen.

    Never in history has an Indian food item been created in honor of a Hollywood star! –

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