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ZNMD 2nd Wknd BO – Better Than Singham 1st Wknd

Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara Strikes Gold at U.S. BO

Now, will y’all please join us in wishing Karan Johar a blessed life in his new sex.

After watching the new Bollywood film Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara, we were so happy to learn that Karan Johar finally took the sex change plunge, followed up with a name-change and turned into lil’ Zoya Akhtar.

Tho thweet.

Only Indians, No Bharatvasis

Now, if you schmucks are scratching your Parachute-oiled bald pates wondering how on earth we landed this Karan-turns-into-Zoya scoop, didn’t we tell you at the outset that we watched Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara or, in DDLJ ishtyle shortened to ZNMD.

All those young and pretty Indian and foreign faces, rich NRIs talking of Ferraris, three-bedroom apartments in London, flying business-class, exotic beaches, a long Bachelor party before marriage, architects working on big hotel projects, 12,000-Euro ‘Bagwati’ bags, diamond rings, staying in fancy hotels, running with the bulls in San Fermin, sky-diving in blue skies, snorkeling in blue waters, a long road-trip in Spain with wild horses galloping alongside sometimes, voila all things beeeyootiful.

Thank God, none of those ugly messy Bharatvasis appear anywhere in the frame. No slums, No crowded Mumbai trains, None of that grime and dirt reminding us of Bharat anywhere!

Who but Karan Johar can fit ‘India’ so neatly into the frame while mercilessly excising ‘Bharat’ out of the nice, feel-good images of Shining India.

Thank You Karan oops Zoya.

Slick Road Trip

Make no mistake. Continue reading »

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Sarat Chandra Chattopadhyay would be rolling in his grave were he to watch this new version of Devdas in which a blowjob, MMS, a BMW and a servant’s idle gossip constitute pivotal moments in the story.

Not your grandfather’s Devdas, eh?

No sir, not this one.

This is a Lenny, you’re the best, 21st century version of Devdas. ;)

Different Devdas, Yet Nice
For all those convinced that a decent Bollywood film is but a mirage or a contradiction in terms, we say: Wait, there’s Dev D.

It’s been nigh on 11 months since we first watched Dev D, a movie we enjoyed and one we quickly added to our must-review list.

But what with the pressures of everyday blogging, lassoing our herd of commenters and the need to consider fresher content, we put the Dev D review on the back-burner and never got around to it. That is, until now.

Finally we rewatched the movie the other day, Hey, we relished this lust-full tale the second time as much as we did during the first watching.

Sure as hell, Dev D ain’t no masterpiece (hey, the Indian soil just isn’t fertile ground for masterpieces) but still a welcome respite from the unceasing deluge of Bollywood crap that foul up the movie screens.

Poverty of Scripts
Given the paucity of good movie scripts in India, it’s no surprise that Dev D director Anurag Kashyap took the easy way out and plunged into yet another adaptation of Sarat Chandra Chattopadhyay’s legendary Bengali tale Devdas, a tragic story that’s been told time and again by Indian filmmakers with varying degrees of success.

The difference with Dev D is that it’s set in the modern times, featuring priapic boys taking pictures of girl-friends sucking their dicks and then passing them on via cell-phones and rich, drunk brats in BMWs mowing down people on the road.

Is this an instance of art imitating life considering the above were widely reported real-life incidents in Delhi.

True to the Devdas tale, our principal protagonist is, of course, Dev (Abhay Deol), newly returned from studies in UK to a small Indian town.

Then there’s Paro (Mahie Gill), Dev’s childhood inamorata waiting for his return; and later comes the pimp Chunnilal followed in short order by the randi (prostitute) Chanda (Kalki Koechlin). Continue reading »

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