Tabu – Whoever said Old is Gold had it right. A voluptously beautiful woman, Tabu is also a stunningly good actress. We liked her best in The Namesake (based on Jhumpa Lahiri’s book of the same name).
Mallika Sherawat – God broke his mold after creating Mallika Sherawat. If you think this sizzler has only one thing oops two things going for her, you’ll realize how wrong you are after watching Pyaar Ke Side Effects.
Sonam Kapoor – Young girl in a big woman’s body. Sonam’s first film Saawariya didn’t do as much for her as it did for her co-star Ranbhir Kapoor.
Anoushka Shetty – We’ve seen this young Kannada babe in just one movie – Rendu. Hey, we’re still recovering from Anoushka’s sensual assault on our senses.
Bhavana – Knockout bombshell with knockout knockers. Survival doubtful.
Priyamani – We’ve not seen any of Priyamani’s movies (Paruthiveeran) but just drooled over pictures of this talented Kerala babe from Bangalore.
For Your Safety, Please Cross the Street if You See these Gals:
Priyanka Chopra – A horrible actress and awful dancer, her Love Story 2050 and Drona are still giving us nightmares.
Esha Deol – Shakespeare modeled the three witches in Macbeth after Esha.
Neha Dhupia – Suited only for vampire movies. No makeup required.
Amisha Patel – God must have been in a really bad mood when he/she/it created this creature.
Nayantara – The antithesis of all things beautiful. She was horrendously bad in Satyam and Billa.
Trisha Krishnan – All that’s missing is a tail.
I have never liked Mallika.. Will check her out in Pyaar.. Don’t like Priyamani.. even after watching over-rated Paruththi Veeran.
Agree with the uglies.. have a soft-corner (which likes to harden up often) for Trisha, though.. especially after watching her body double in the bathroom.
yeah, i believe she is a latina.. although her face looks like Trisha’s, the bikini tanlines is a big giveaway.. and it is a staged hidden camera.. we can catch girl looking directly into the camera sometimes.. i don’t think you would want me to post the link here. it is on debonairblog.. if you want to analyze the tan lines.
don’t think Trisha spends a lot of time wearing bikini.. in the sun and getting a tan..
some desi guy must have taken it from porn site and passed it on as Trisha. he must have LHAO a lot at the amount of ruckus he created.
Surprising to see Tabu and the Stripper (sherawat) in Dasavatharam together up in that list. I havent seen the movie (pyar ke ..) do you mean to say that she also do acting apart from disrobing in front of the camera?
You write above: Surprising to see Tabu and the Stripper (sherawat) in Dasavatharam together up in that list.
Why? Both are voluptuous sirens.
Of course, Tabu is an infinitely superior actress compared to Mallika.
you left out Asin!!.
Waiting to watch her in hindi Ghajini
You write above: you left out Asin!!.
Compared to gals like Tabu, Mallika or Sameera Reddy, Asin looks like a yeli-kunji (baby mouse), from whichever angle you look at her.
Small may be beautiful but big is bountiful. 🙂
I found your blog a few weeks ago and am quite impressed with the non-stop assault on Abhishek Bachchan, among others.
Which category would Shilpa and Shamita Shetty fall into?
1. You write above: I…am quite impressed with the non-stop assault on Abhishek Bachchan
There’s no assault happening here, non-stop or otherwise.
If anything, Abhishek Bachchan has engaged in non-stop assault on Bollywood fans in movie after movie through his mediocre acting.
If there was a Nuremberg Court for bad acting, Abhishek Bachchan would win hands down.
2. You write: Which category would Shilpa and Shamita Shetty fall into?
It’s a nice Friday here….why do you want to torment us with bad memories?
You keep writing about how terrible some movies are, but I don’t think I’ve read anything about the worst movie ever. I’m curious if Bluffmaster wins by default due to the unbeatable combination of Priyanka Chopra and Abhishek. Does Sarkar Raj or Umrao Jaan compete with Aishwarya in there or is the first choice a winner hands down?
You write above: I’m curious if Bluffmaster wins by default due to the unbeatable combination of Priyanka Chopra and Abhishek?
You forgot Drona…the Mother of Bollywood disasters
Unless you’ve just come here from some other planet, you know Drona features the horror show Priyanka Chopra and the harrowingly bad Abhishek Bachchan.
Do NOT take our word. Just look at Drona’s U.S. box office numbers for the opening weekend and the second weekend.
As we’ve said ad nauseum, ad infinitum, sans his last name the talentless Abhishek Bachchan wouldn’t even be a gofer on a movie set let alone a wannabe actor tormenting Bollywood fans.
Priyamani’s photos… my heavens!!! I got my finger burnt while trying to touch the %$#@ picture of hers. It’s so hot baby…
Sad thing is they’re playing inside the boundary line. They cannot cross the line for a six like you see in Hollywood.
Hitting fours and simulating the six has caused serious health problems amongst the most fertile youngsters. It’s long term health hazard.
Fake cultural protectionism??? Maybe…or maybe not.
Drona, yes. I saw the trailers and read about it here, but I didn’t get to experience three hours of pain and suffering by seeing it as you have. Temporarily slipped my mind, possibly as I haven’t ventured out to see it and as a result haven’t been scarred for life.
I’ve seen the trailers for Dostana. Chuck and Larry sucked. I’m thinking Adam Sandler hired the dynamic duo of Abhishek and Priyanka to rip it off and inevitably make Sandler look miles better by comparison. Sandler lost his fastball after Happy Gilmore.
You write above: but I didn’t get to experience three hours of pain and suffering by seeing it as you have
Consider yourself blessed.
Some experiences are best missed.