Osama Writing Memoirs; What the F*#@ is CIA Doing?

The Times of India is reporting that 9/11 mastermind Osama Bin Laden is now writing his memoirs.

Here’s an excerpt from the Times of India story:

World’s most wanted fugitive, al-Qaida chief Osama bin Laden is reportedly writing a book on the struggle of his terrorist network that dispenses money, logistical support and training to radical groups in over 50 countries.

The book, being written in Arabic, will later be translated into English. Bin Laden decided to write the book to counter “propaganda” against al-Qaida, Geo News channel reported.

Bin Laden is writing the book with the assistance of a “young man with a Middle Eastern background who will later translate the text into English”, the channel reported. The book will reportedly highlight atrocities allegedly being committed on Muslims by the Western world.

Bin Laden will also discuss how the medieval Crusades greatly impacted the growth of Western influence in world affairs and ultimately helped the US to control the oil reserves of the Muslim states.

The book will shed light on the evolution of al-Qaida and 9/11 terror attacks on the US.

Next thing you know, Hollywood will be bidding on the book for movie rights. 

What the f*** are the bumbling idiots at the CIA doing.

Where goes our billions of tax dollars that funds the CIA?

2 Responses to "Osama Writing Memoirs; What the F*#@ is CIA Doing?"

  1. gandhiji   October 27, 2008 at 10:38 am

    I misread Osama as Obama.. and was confused until I read the article.. Obama is lucky to be doing so well despite having such a name. He should send a huge check to Bush after he wins..

    p.s.: Thanks to you (always jittery that you are laughing at my poor grammar.. just kidding – damn google doesn’t correct my grammar), I learned that “in spite” are two separate words.. I have always used it as “inspite”. Please feel free to correct my grammar, whenever you find errors, my beloved mentor(s).

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    You write: Obama is lucky to be doing so well despite having such a name

    Barring an unexpected event like lightning striking him, Obama will be the 44th President of our country.

    McCain is sinking in most polls and will find it very difficult to recover in the seven days that’s left.

  2. joeantony   October 29, 2008 at 6:29 am

    Ah, the most powerful army in the world is busy r*ping the iraqi kids and killing them… That’s all they could have achived spending trillions out there… their enemy is relaxed and writing a book (!!!!??!!).. a real shame on the American military power

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    You write above: the most powerful army in the world is busy r*ping the iraqi kids

    The above statement is not true.

You must be logged in to post a comment Login