Why Just 15 Minutes? Cut 2 Hrs:45 Min of VA, Please

We are seeing reports from India that the butchers behind the abominable crap show Vaaranam Aayiram have chopped 15 minutes from the movie.

That is so goddamn unfair.

We strongly recommend that the producers (is it Aascar Film…considering the pathetic quality of their movies it should more appropriately be called Asscar Torture Enterprise) chop 2 hours:45 minutes so that viewers can come in, watch Vaaranam Aayiram mis-director Gautam Menon’s cloying homage to his father and leave.

What a pathetic piece of shit.

Given the way they hacked away at all artistic elements in this disgusting abomination, Gautam Menon and ‘Asscar Torture Enterprise’ would do well to get into the butcher business.

Hey guys, if ever you open Menon & Asscar – Halal Meat Suppliers, do let us know. We promise to be among your first customers.

Boy, you guys will be real good at this butcher business. Believe us. Sometimes in life, it needs an outsider to recognize your hidden talent.

Making good movies is clearly not your forte any longer.

Forget Tom Hanks.

Bubba alone in Forrest Gump is worth more than all the non-actors and non-actresses in Tamil films.

7 Responses to "Why Just 15 Minutes? Cut 2 Hrs:45 Min of VA, Please"

  1. SRINIVAS   November 16, 2008 at 11:31 pm

    cut the entire review pls

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    You write above: cut the entire review pls

    Ever heard of the old proverb, If wishes were horses, beggars would ride

  2. SRINIVAS   November 17, 2008 at 1:44 am

    SI:Ever heard of the old proverb, If wishes were horses, beggars would ride

    Never heard …guess you are riding one ..now

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Like much of what you write, the above comment too is flat.

    Obviously, an interesting comment is way too much to expect from your pea-sized brain.

  3. joeantony   November 17, 2008 at 3:40 am

    This movie was re-distributed by the Son of Alagiri (Madhurai Don) and looks like he paid 4.5 crore less than what was agreed, and ofcource you can’t live alive in TN.. if you ask him the remaining…. So prior to release the movie itself they were in loss…

  4. kurf   November 18, 2008 at 1:23 am

    Hey SI. I was wondering whether you have seen Usual suspects and Schindlers list.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Added them to our Netflix list. Will review Usual Suspects soon.

  5. komanavalli2   November 20, 2008 at 9:08 pm

    Are you related to this film/director/producer or what? Why so much hate shown? Calm down… peace (and i did mean peace…don’t bring out an English dictionary and say it’s “please”

    If you were going to say “vandhutangada comedy pasanga”…don’t!

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    You write: Are you related to this film/director/producer or what? Why so much hate shown

    Hatred? The emotion is alien to us.

    Not a single hateful fibre in our body. Rest easy, sweetie.

    BTW, Komanavalli2 you are frothing at the mouth (so much), Enna aachi, Un Komana-vaalu parandha vittadha.

  6. komanavalli2   November 21, 2008 at 1:05 am

    YOU WRITE ABOVE: //Hatred? The emotion is alien to us.//

    As if people are going to believe!

    BTW anonymous…..I don’t care what you say about me…just don’t ruin yourself by doing dumb or dumber things! You may think: “it’s just internet, no way…it’s not going to affect me at all”…but I am pretty sure, it WILL, at some point in your life!
    Why do I care? Coz I am thinking you’re a human…apologies if I am wrong! 🙂

    Have a good day ahead!

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    More of your blah, blah, blah.

  7. komanavalli2   November 22, 2008 at 1:46 am

    PEOPLE usually say that when they are pissed off or can’t reply or maybe even both…

    So, in which situation were you yesterday?

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Considering the drivel you write, you have a lot of time to waste.

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