We are seeing reports from India that the butchers behind the abominable crap show Vaaranam Aayiram have chopped 15 minutes from the movie.
That is so goddamn unfair.
We strongly recommend that the producers (is it Aascar Film…considering the pathetic quality of their movies it should more appropriately be called Asscar Torture Enterprise) chop 2 hours:45 minutes so that viewers can come in, watch Vaaranam Aayiram mis-director Gautam Menon’s cloying homage to his father and leave.
What a pathetic piece of shit.
Given the wayÂ they hacked away at all artistic elements in this disgustingÂ abomination, Gautam Menon and ‘Asscar Torture Enterprise’ would do well to get into the butcher business.
Hey guys, if ever youÂ open Menon & Asscar – Halal Meat Suppliers, do let us know. We promise to be among your first customers.
Boy, you guys will be real good at this butcher business. Believe us. Sometimes in life, it needs an outsider to recognize your hidden talent.
Making good movies is clearly not your forte any longer.
Forget Tom Hanks.