Bush Sends Rice to India. Hey, Send Some Wheat Too

Our dodo-in-chief a.k.a. commander-in-chief and President Bush has dispatched that inept Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice to India in the wake of the Mumbai terrorist attacks.

What for?

Apparently, Rice (who once referred to her dodo-in-chief Bush as my husband) is visiting Indiato express the condolences of the American government directly to the Indian government and the Indian people.’

Ha, ha ha. That’s baloney.

Rice is in India because she and her DIC (dodo-in-chief) think that if India attacks Pakistan, it’ll screw up American interests in Pakistan because the Pakis will immediately withdraw their troops from the Afghanistan border to the eastern front with India.

And if that happens, it’ll be a field day for those bearded Taliban crackpots and make life really miserable for the Americans, who have already been having a hard time in Afghanistan for some time now because of their distraction in Iraq.

If India has decisive proof of Pakistan’s involvement in the Mumbai terror attacks or training the whackos in Kashmir, it should mount an attack on terrorist training centers in Pakistan ignoring American interference.

Did the U.S. consult India before launching an illegal war on Iraq on the phony ground of non-existent weapons of destruction.

If Rice tries to give India a pep talk on diplomacy, Indian leaders should politely ask her to go home and send some wheat.

At least, India can use the wheat to feed some of its poor. We can’t do much with that Rice woman.

What say you?

4 Responses to "Bush Sends Rice to India. Hey, Send Some Wheat Too"

  1. SRINIVAS   December 1, 2008 at 1:37 am


    Statements are already out:

    We must see if the people responsible for this blast are beyond the control of the Pakistan Govt

    We must control our emotions

    We must not forget that Pakistan is also a Nuclear State

    So ….don’t worry … as usual …our impotent Govt will not do anything ..now war or punishing Pakistan ..

    Rice or Wheat …as they say in Tamil ” What do eat, Do eat Rice (food) or do you ..(censored) !!!!

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Readers, the term ‘censorship‘ you see above is self-censorship by SRINIVAS not by us.

  2. joeantony   December 1, 2008 at 2:28 am

    Experts feel that the very attack on Mumbai was engineered to put Pak in such an advantageous position.

    The time of attack is also well planned when both Indian and US govt are in the end of their terms… There will be effects on Iraq war also, as Obama might prepone the troops movement from Iraq to Pak in continuation.

    Also … India is in a great politial imbalance now… the Congress is under fire and people are in a great wrath to bring them down… on the other hand peopld feel BJP still not coming out of safron connections as even recently they supported Hindu terrorists, so people are in a great confusion what to do.. there could be a great chance of the third front gaining on this… esp the communists lead front, in south they are already in a good move in forming strong alliance with Jayalalitha who is recently interested to move herself to the central politics. There could be heavy damage to the UPA alliance and some (lalu, mulayam) can leave UPA and join communists… there would be chaos and hung parliament would be in effect… this would be just great for Pakistan that they have achieved what they wanted that is to stop the economic galloping of India…

    This attack has been engineered by Pak having all these things in mind…

    India has to play its cards smart and quick here… to be frank the US will feel itself was made a jackass as its troops will now be used for neutralize Indo-Pak confrontation… for e.g. India may ask US to use its commandos to take down LeT top guns by some guerilla operations so that the India wont need to increase troops near LoC of Pok and subsequenly helping US to keep US/nato troops accompanied by Paki troops in western border… Pak may also agree this as they want to gain more control over PoK as recent times they prove to be as challenging as Talibans for Pak themselves…

    So at the end of the day, the American troops would be used for India and Pak interests and US is well trapped in this … Also there are speculations that India may have a strong word to Bangladhesh as well….

  3. shuaib68   December 1, 2008 at 8:02 am

    Good informations. See how politics is playing taking innocent lives.


  4. SRINIVAS   December 2, 2008 at 11:08 am

    keep discussing and playing cards – this is precisely the kind of people who are there in the govt , media and so called opinion – makers ….this has only lead to a confused civil society ….instead of coming together and taking a stand ….people are busy contradicting each other …advising govt on what not to do …

    don’t attack pakistan ..because its nuclear …should the same rule not apply to Pakistan ? … one of our army generals said …let pakistan use nuclear weapons …we will annhilate them ..pakistan as a country will not remain

    people keep forgetting that Kargil took place after india and pakistan became nuclear …

    Other Gems:

    Eye for a Eye will make the world go blind

    Non – Violence , Peace Talks , People of Pakistan are good , Increase interaction between people etc etc .

    Is if difficult for you even to take a stand against people who are attacking you ???

    Read this article (Surprised!) – http://arunshourie.wordpress.com/

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    You Write above: people keep forgetting that Kargil took place after india and pakistan became nuclear …

    Valid point.

    Read the Arun Shourie piece on his blog. Good one.

    Also watched (on Arun’s blog) Karan Thapar’s interview of Shourie at the time of Pratibha Patil’s election to the Presidency.

    Off-topic -Many years back (when we were in India), we met Arun Shourie briefly. We used to read the old Indian Express a lot those days, mainly Arun’s lengthy pieces.

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