So you thought the big-chested Mallika Sherawat or the flat-chested Aishwarya Rai were the most lusted after Bollywood actresses by those drooling wastrels plonked in front of their monitors.
Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.
Our UK gal Katrina Kaif is the hottest lady for Indian Internet users.
Google in its 2008 Zeitgeist report for India released today.
And what the f*** is the Zeitgeist report?
In Google’s own words:
The Zeitgeist offers a unique perspective on the year’s major events and hottest trends based on searches conducted by users in India….Taken together, we believe that all these lists define the true Zeitgeist or the “spirit of the times.
Katrina Kaif is the Top Bollywood Celebrity, ahead of Miss World Aishwarya ‘green-eyes’ Rai in the Google Zeitgeist 2008 ranking.
You know what, Katrina Kaif is also the only Bollywood star to figure in the Top 10 Popular search terms (she’s No-10 with No-1 being Orkut) of the 2008 Zeitgeist report.
By the way, Katrina Kaif and Namitha are the only actresses to appear in the Top 10 Mobile Searches (just checking, do you think when Namitha appears on the small mobile screens users can see anything other than her heaving tatas).
Even in the fastest rising category, Katrina Kaif is the highest ranked Bollywood star.
Like most Bollywood stars, Katrina Kaif is also a pretty mediocre actress (yes, the emphasis here is on pretty) although she’s shown some slight improvement in the recent mega-disaster Yuvvraaj. But lack of acting talent is hardly an issue in Bollywood since most of our stars wouldn’t recognize acting if it smacked them on the face.
Interestingly inÂ the How To category, Indians don’t seem to be obsessed with increasing the length of their lingams or the size of their mammes. The Top Five (in that order) in this category were 1. how to reduce weight 2. how to kiss 3. how to earn money 4. how to get pregnant and 5. how to learn English.
With all the nouveau liberated men and women in India, we thought how to avoid getting pregnant would be a hot search phrase. But looks like our kids know all about the birds and bees.
To see the full Google 2008 Zeitgeist report, click here.