Chandni Chowk a Box Office Disaster? Please, God

Chandni Chowk Collapses – Down 80%

Confirmed – Chandni Chowk a Mega Box Office Disaster 

Folks, God Exists.

Yes, Akshay Kumar’s latest must-not-see movie of 2009 Chandni Chowk to China seems to be a dud at the box office in the U.S., going by the boxofficemojo estimates.

It does look like the audience has shown the middle finger to Akshay Kumar, Nikhil Advani and Deepika Padukone. Bravo.

According to estimates, Chandni Chowk to China’s opening weekend gross is a pathetic $651,000.

Oh, my god, the average gross is a disgraceful $5,008, lower than Bhoothnath, Krazzy4 and Heroes. What a shame.

And did you say Warner Bros. was distributing this movie…ha ha ha. A lot of good it did.

Here are the Chandni Chowk to China box office estimates for the opening weekend:

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An absolutely shitty movie in every respect, Chandni Chowk to China is most definitely the must-not-see movie of 2009. A mighty big ripoff, if you ask us.

Read the review here and a sample of other critics’ thoughts on the movie here.

If by chance, you’ve not seen this trashy movie consider yourself blessed by the Holy Trinity of Ram, Christ and Allah.

Avoid Chandni Chowk to China like the plague.

3 Responses to "Chandni Chowk a Box Office Disaster? Please, God"

  1. elnino.aurora   January 18, 2009 at 7:13 pm

    Goodness me. I pray it doesnt go on to become a hit.

    Tried watching the movie- walked out in 45 minutes. Absolutely unbearable piece of crap. A load of noise and nonsensical, outdated methods to make you laugh.

    The filmmakers seem to have tried repeating a Kung Fu Hustle- but it just doesnt work. The film falls flat. Someone please stop people like Nikhil making films just for the heck of it.

    (I read somewhere Aki signed on for this movie because he liked the poster of his with a sword in hand and a chinese hat on- give us a break!) Responds:

    You write above: Goodness me. I pray it doesnt go on to become a hit.

    From your lips to God’s ears.

    The movie is such a horrible piece of trash.

  2. Malika S   January 19, 2009 at 12:57 pm

    It won’t be disaster in US. It will be somewhere close to average as it should do a business of around 1.5 million. The box office collection in US is just disappointing.

    In India, though the movie’s weekend collection was sixth highest ever, its still disappointing as well. Responds:

    Given all the hype, Akshay/Deepika at Premiere in U.S., Warner Bros et al, if CC2C does not do very well, it’ll be a disaster.

    We’ll see.

  3. praveenmariadas   February 4, 2009 at 4:32 am

    what sort of bullshitting comments you are allowing to post,indiablogs.

    shame on you.and that too about cc2c which has become a hit with 70 crores business.

    readers,please dont get misguided by the retarded reviews that are posted on top,they are wrong and done by the bloody p**** of srk,aamir or hrithik.they are just trying to push out akshay, even when these suckers know its impossible.indians will remain always bloody indians if we dont try and respect others creations,cc2c is a great attempt to challenge hollywood movies and 70 percent akshay and his team won.

    be human. Responds:

    You write above: readers,please dont get misguided by the retarded reviews that are posted on top

    CC2C is a pathetic piece of shit. Watch only if you have no respect for your money or time.

    Look at the U.S. box office numbers for the opening weekend and for the second weekend.

    Absolutely Pitiful.

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