(Thanks to terraferrous…yes, we made a reference to this piece in the comments section but this is too hilarious not to merit a separate post)
India’s numero uno Hindu clowns, the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), the self-styled protectors of the country’s 828 million cow-worshippers, is threatenening to unleash a new Cow-ca-Cola (cow piss fortified with ayurvedic herbs) as a healthy alternative to carbonated drinks.
Here’s an excerpt from the London Times:
Does your Pepsi lack pep? Is your Coke not the real thing? India’s Hindu nationalist movement apparently has the answer: a new soft drink made from cow urine.
The bovine brew is in the final stages of development by the Cow Protection Department of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), India’s biggest and oldest Hindu nationalist group, according to the man who makes it.
Om Prakash, the head of the department, said the drink called “gau jal”, or “cow water” in Sanskrit was undergoing laboratory tests and would be launched “very soon, maybe by the end of this year”.
“Don’t worry, it won’t smell like urine and will be tasty too,” he told The Times from his headquarters in Hardwar, one of four holy cities on the River Ganges. “Its USP will be that it’s going to be very healthy. It won’t be like carbonated drinks and would be devoid of any toxins.”
The drink is the latest attempt by the RSS, which was founded in 1925 and now claims eight million members, to cleanse India of foreign influence and promote its ideology of Hindutva, or Hindu-ness.
Wonder what the Muslims and Christians in India will come up with to counter the Hindu Cow-ca-Cola.