Hooray – Hindu Hatemonger Varun Gandhi in Jail

God Exists. Ram, Christ, Allah, Chicken Little or wateva.

Hindu bigot and BJP leader Varun Gandhi, the ugly spawn of the late ugly Sanjay Gandhi, is in jail for his hate-filled speeches against Muslims.

Varun Gandhi surrendered before a local court in Pilibhit Saturday and was remanded to custody till Monday when his bail hearing comes up.

The communal rabblerouser said:

This is a conspiracy in which I have been framed. I have full faith in the law and in the judiciary. I believe in my principles and I am willing to fight for them… I am ready to go to jail.

Conspiracy, WTF is this bozo talking?

India’s Election Commission has refused to accept this Hindu bigot Varun Gandhi’s lying defense that the CDs of speeches that show him making communal speeches are doctored. Folks, this is what the Election Commission of India said:

The commission is far from convinced with such bald assertions. He has not denied anywhere in his explanation that he held the meetings covered and recorded in the CD and that he addressed the audience at those meetings and made speeches there. The commission has seen the CD, not once but several times repeatedly, and is fully convinced and satisfied that the CD has not been tampered with, doctored or morphed, as alleged by the respondent.

Saturday (March 28, 2009) is turning out to be a nice day.

5 Responses to "Hooray – Hindu Hatemonger Varun Gandhi in Jail"

  1. What_if   March 28, 2009 at 10:27 am

    He is NOT a Member of the Parliment yet. He is about to contest for the MP – for the first time in his political career, from his mother’s constituency Pilibhit (provided the EC does not dis-qualify him from contesting).

    It looks like the CD saga has shot him to national fame overnight. The drama is just unfolding, we will see a lot more in the next six weeks.

    As far as his speech goes, it will take years for the newcomer Varun (who is still in LKG of politics) to speak like the veterans, Pranab Mukherjee, who poked fun at the newly formed “Third Front” referring to meaninglessness of the term by invoking the 17th century `Holy Roman Empire’ which, he noted, was “neither holy nor Roman nor Empire”.
    OR Kalaignar – who can criticise (Jayalalitha) in a poetic way, without actually naming her.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Thanks for pointing out the error. Fixed.

  2. Stitha   March 28, 2009 at 11:44 am

    All these years these hate mongers some how gotten away from the Law. Atleast not now. The only thing we (in the sense – we, indian coolies) should worry about is sympathy that will be generated in his constituency, pilbhit.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    We hope Varun Gandhi is not allowed to contest the elections. Ram of Ayodhya, are you listening?

  3. Dr.UnkHaf D. Aktar   March 28, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    Yes we are listening and Yes we (Ram of Ayodhya) hope that too.

    But our holy hands are tied by crappy laws that give Election Commission no teeth but just the tongue. All we hope is that he gets convicted and sentenced to prison for more than three years. Then we think he will be disqualified. But remember if he gets a term below three years he can still contest the elections from within the jail like erstwhile Pappu Yadav. Poor BJP cannot kick him out because they need his Nehru-Gandhi legacy and cannot keep him in because that would damage the secular image of the pseudo-secular party. Oh and Jai Shri Ram Sena.
    NEAR BABRI MASJID (or whatever is left of it),
    (PS: We use ‘we’ in the royal sense of the word and our hands are holy because we wash them thrice daily with holy cow urine-sometimes we drink it too. Its holy and nutritious.)

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    You write: our hands are holy because we wash them thrice daily with holy cow urine-sometimes we drink it too. Its holy and nutritious

    We’ve (yes, the royal ‘we’ of course) heard rumors that some of that unholy cow urine may have been sprinkled on our head too in the Dwapara Yuga.

  4. Dr.UnkHaf D. Aktar   March 28, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    Are you sure it was Dwapara yuga? The last of it was 5000 years ago. May be you were on one of your “Ganja trips” on the streets of Bangalore/Chennai/Hyderabad and a holy stray cow pissed on your head… And one more thing, do not disrespect the Flying Spaghetti Monster by not giving him salutations at the beginnings of this post. This is your final warning. If you continue to disobey “the 8 I really rather you didn’ts” you will be sent to hell where the beer is stale and the strippers have STDs. If you even dare to vilify the most honorable and divine pirates His Noodly Appendage shall bring your doom.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Jai Shani Maharaj,

    1. Intelligent Design – Truly, one of the most un ‘f***ing’ believable pieces of nonsense we’ve heard in our lives. No wonder our country has been flushed down the toilet.

    And they say people in India have weird beliefs.

    There’s a nice book What’s Wrong with Kansas that we plan to read one of these days.

    2. You write: you will be sent to hell where the beer is stale and the strippers have STDs

    Any day, we’ll take the strippers than the Babas, Shankaracharyas, Swamis, buggering Catholic padres et al.

    In the Treta Yuga, we had an extended meeting with one of the Shankaracharyas. Complete ignoramus.

  5. chaincena   March 28, 2009 at 9:18 pm

    how much ur getting paid to write trash abt india?
    i guess ur a tamilian … no wonder tamilians are being targeted through out the world
    because of one or 2 morons like u the whole community is bashed up. keep ur shit talk away from india [trash talk]

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Which gutter did this rat spring from?

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