Just in the last few hours, we’ve received a ton of spam.
Most of the spam in our mail-box focus on only one theme – Size Matters.
Here’s a sample of the many variations on the same topic culled from the ‘subject lines’ of our spam:
* You can wear your swimming trunks like a crown
* Women are put off by the sight of a dwarf hook
* Want to have a stunning look for a sophisticated party?
* Lion power in bedroom
* Find out the secrets of length-boosting of your little instrument
* Change your stick from weak to thick
* Hold the enormous manfullness in your pants
* Classic of men’s success
* Take this smart and helpful guide to fantastic male pride
* Be the Bigger Man
* Make your rod staying!
* Bigger means better when you are talking about the thing in your pants
* Women love enormous tool and believe us – that’s the rule
* Always Dreamed of Being Bigger
* Do the pleasant things which are possible only with a big tool
* If she needs it longer
* Free Penis trial
* Be The Best You can Be Make Her Scream
* Need more powers to make her satisfied? Take this love potion and drill her for
* We got everything you need to make night unforgettable!
* Immediate hot rod’s reaction
* For best amorous adventures
By the way, what are the interesting subject lines in your spam? No BS, please.
And before we forget, does size matter to Indians too?