Folks, here we are for the quarter-century edition of Incredible India.
So all ye schmucks in ignoranceville think our President Barack Obama faces a threat only from the Al Queda or the right-wing extremists in the U.S.
Shows how little you know. You see, the Biharis are second to none when it comes to violence. Playing the goonda comes naturally to the denizens of Lallu-land.
Ranjan Kumar, a 30-ish resident of Darbhanga village in Aurangabad district, has been arrested for threatening to kill U.S. President Barack Obama.
No sir, we are not making it up. And no, it’s too early in the day for our scotch.
Apparently, Kumar doesn’t think highly of the security around Obama.
Thinking perhaps that in a fair fight he should give his opponent advance warning or maybe drunk on Bollywood movie dialogs (Haramzade, kuttay, kameenay. Main tumhe jaan se maar daloonga), Kumar called the U.S. Embassy in Delhi and threatened to kill Obama, according to this story in the Bihar Times. Here’s an excerpt from the story:
“[Ranjan Kumar] had made a telephone call to the US embassy in New Delhi, spoken to an official and threatened to kill US President obama,” [Aurangabad Superintendent of Police Ravindran Shankaran] said. Taking the threat seriously the US embassy passed on the message to the Indian government, which informed Bihar police.
He said that Kumar had probably sent an SMS threat also to kill Obama. “The special branch is interrogating him, an Intelligence Bureau team is coming to interrogate him and a team of US embassy is reaching to quiz him,” the official said.
Kumar, the son of a retired railway official, will also be examined by a medical board to determine his mental state. Only after that would the police initiate action against him.
Obama’s Secret Desi Weapon
What the Bihari buddhu doesn’t realize is that our President Obama carries a secret desi weapon with him.
No, we’re not talking of the suitcase with the nuclear codes. Quiet please – Did you know, did you know that Barack Obama always carries with him a small statue of the Hindu Monkey God Hanuman.
Yes sir, our Black Prez always has a brown monkey in his pocket.
Mera Bharat Mahan.
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