Oh yes, the Republican scumbags screw their mistresses too.
There must be a special place reserved in hell for the dirty American swine a.k.a. Republican leaders.
These shameless stooges of big business, the opportunistic charlatans who pretend to be the custodians of family and moral values in America increasingly stand exposed for what they really are: over-priapic, corrupt and out-of-touch pigs.
Today it was South Carolina’s Republican Governor and Chairman of the Republican Governors’ Association Mark Sanford tearfully admitting to an affair with an Argentinian woman.
This is what Sanford had to say earlier today about his adulterous behavior:
I hurt her.
I hurt you all.
I hurt my wife.
I hurt my boys.
I hurt friends….
I hurt a lot of different folks.
And all I can say is that I apologize.
Talk is cheap, Sanford. Resign.
Sanford is Not Alone
Last week, the adultery headlines in America were hogged by another Republican – Senator John Ensign of Nevada, who confessed to an affair with a campaign staff member.
Before that it was Louisiana Republican Senator David Vitter, who was identified as a client of a Washington DC prostitution service.
And who can forget the airport toilet drama involving Idaho’s then Republican Senator Larry Craig, who tried to proposition an undercover male police officer in the stall of an airport toilet.
Then there was the Republican Speaker-Elect Bob Livingston, who resigned over affairs.
And these Republican pigs preach moral values to the rest of us.
What a bunch of pukeworthy douchebags.
(No, we haven’t forgotten the Bill Clintons or Eliot Spitzer or the John Edwards of the Democratic party)