Words With Libido – Word Power Made Easy 1

As part of our charitable mission to expand your vocabulary, we’ve been burning the midnight oil in hot pursuit of words with libido.

Here’s a sample of words we discovered during our priapic journey on your behalf:

* Hymenorrhexis – Aha, the ultimate dream of every Indian male (alas, seldom realized). If you insist on knowing the meaning, the word refers to the act of deflowering a virgin.


For Indian men, hymenorrhexis remans the ne plu ultra of their lives.

*Frottage – Now, now, this is a word that should be obvious to all ye Indian men and women who still use public transport like trains or buses to get to work.

Come on, let’s stop pretending here. If you haven’t done it, you’ve surely endured it. Still at a loss? This word of French origin means the sexual pleasure or thrill obtained by rubbing your dick, derriere, tits or other body part against another in a crowded bus, train or elevator.


Our Telugu friend went to REC Surat for a B.E. in mechanical engineering but returned with a Ph.D in frottage.

* Mastilagnia – Here’s an easy word that all ye Bollywood and Kollywood fans must surely be acquainted with.

Don’t tell us you want the meaning for this too. No way. You’re begging us for the meaning? Oh well, this cute word means sexual pleasure obtained from getting whipped. Now, don’t ask whipped where. We’ll leave that to your imagination.


Clinton’s mastilagnia remained undiagnosed until the doctor learned of his inordinate passion for Tamil movies.

* Bathycolpian – Is there any male in the world who has not slipped into a reverie about discovering the bathycolpian woman of his dreams.

You lascivious monkeys, think Silk Smitha. Think Mallika Sherawat. Think Dolly Parton.

Schmuckos, still want the meaning? OK, the word means having a large bosom with deep cleavage.


In modern times, the Indian epitome of a bathycolpian beauty is Namitha.

* Odalisque – This word has a suave sound to it, right na?

Of Turkish origin, odalisque means female slave or concubine in a harem


What would we not part with to be Emperor Akbar with a thousand odalisques to pander to our thousand base impulses.

* Nymphet – Another classic word with sexual intrigue all over it.

Our Merriam-Webster’s defines the word as a sexually precocious girl barely in her teens.


It’s hard to conceive of a better example for nymphet than Vladimiri Nabokov’s Lolita.

* Callipygian – Having lived long years in both the East and the West, we can vouch for the callipygian superiory of American girls. This magnetic word means shapely buttocks.


The callipygian shakes of a pretty White girl on the sidewalk has often left us in a drooling fit.

Still not satiated?

Well, make an obsession of checking this post then.

You never know when we might add the next bewitching word (we’ll add the pronunciations too in parenthesis if you ask for it).

7 Responses to "Words With Libido – Word Power Made Easy 1"

  1. Dr. Lawrence Kutner   September 2, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    excellent collection.. only Nymphet rings a bell.

    Odalisque sounds adjectivish.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    We just checked, again. It’s a noun.

    (Merriam-Webster’s Collegiate Dictionary 11th Ed, P.859)

  2. Vikatan   September 2, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    SI SI SI,
    What the hell is going on here? What is all this nonsense? Come on smart guys, you can do much better than this. Do these kind of posts get you more readers or do you have way too much time that you don’t know what to post except this stuff?

    Love your other posts. Just read your review on the hindi movie Heroes. I was laughing so loud in my cube. My desi co-worker came over to see what was so funny. Forwarded the link to her. SI gave us an instant laughter vacation. Thank you. Sirika vakirathu evalavu punniyam theriyuma (You guys are accumulating tons of good Karma by making others laugh). I am sure you guys will go straight to heaven without any rebirths.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    You write above: What the hell is going on here? What is all this nonsense?

    Mon dieu, what’s all this nonsense libido words. Shiva, Shiva, ithu eludhanava nasama po (may the writer burn in hell).

    BTW, who’s writing all this stuff?

    Must be the hackers, crackers or attackers, you know those bad Internuts that go after the good Internuts.

    Maybe, it’s the fan-boys of Kuppeswamy. Wait, why can’t it be Sori Padam Surya’s acolytes. No, perhaps it’s Billa’s gang-members or that podi paya Satyam’s chums.

    Eureka, got to be Meow Meow Subbulakshmi. 😉

  3. deepa   September 3, 2009 at 1:16 am

    You’d think there’s no single words for such descriptions and then the SI guys comes along with this post to prove us wrong.

    Ha ha ha for increasing our vocab, you guys rock!

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    There’s a cornucopia out there just below the surface for the eager beaver excavator. 😉

  4. What_if   September 3, 2009 at 2:59 am

    An intriguing post, I was pretty sure this kind of post is going to cum!

    When gnair91’s asked : dont you ever get sick of watching movies?
    Si replied : When we do, we go to a bad-ass Indian restaurant.
    When we get bored of both, there’s always horizontal calisthenics.

    Well, the post must have been written after gratification of horizontal calisthenics !

    We are sure this post will get updated with new words after the other types, vertical, diagonal, concave & convex calisthenics are tried out too!

    May your charitable mission continue!

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    You write above: We are sure this post will get updated with new words after the other types, vertical, diagonal, concave & convex calisthenics are tried out too! May your charitable mission continue!

    Ask, and ye shall receive, that your joy may be full. (Bible – John 16:24)

    BTW, are we taking the Lord’s name in vain?

  5. What_if   September 5, 2009 at 5:07 am

    @SI: BTW, are we taking the Lord’s name in vain?

    While idling this Friday afternoon, the devil found a workshop, and got going…
    (for those of you not so familiar in Hindu mythology: Yama is the Lord of Justice, who sends human beings after death for appropriate punishment. Chitragupta is the CEO assigned with the task of keeping complete records of actions of human beings on the earth and Apsaras are said to be celestial nymphs, young women of great beauty and elegance who are proficient in the art of dancing.)

    Now lets see, what the Devil was upto…
    Fast forward to a many decades from now, in the court of Yama Dharma Raja:

    Chitragupta (CG) to Yama: Boss! There is a transfer request to send SI from Hell to Heaven.
    Yama: What the hell ! Isn’t he the guy sentenced to serve a Yuga in Hell for often taking the Lord’s name in vain? How can he possible go to heaven, after serving only a few months? Who is asking for his transfer?
    CG: You see Boss! We know sinners are supposed to suffer in Hell, au contraire, this guy was having a rollicking time with all those women condemned to hell, the Apsaras got to know of it and turned green with envy, you know, how these gossips transcendent from hell to heaven.
    Yama: Answer my question, Who is asking for his transfer?
    CG: The apsaras Boss ! A few nymphomaniac nymphet odalisques in Indira’s court, want their Hymenorrhexis by this guy, while a few want Mastilagnia, some others want to display their Bathycolpian and Callipygian assets and frottage on this guy.
    Yama: What gibberish are you blabbering?
    CG: Sorry Boss! You can’t blame me !, if you haven’t updated your vocab by visiting this guys site, while you login and update yourself, can I teleport SI from Hell to Heaven?
    Yama: Wait, I want to check if he was blessed with a Macche (Mole), you know where.

    Suspense: Will Yama permit the Transfer ? Will the Apsaras reverie be fulfilled?
    Invariably, any suspense is revealed at the end of the book or a movie.

    Damn! In this case, have to wait till we breathe last and reach either hell or heaven, to know the answer, worse, even to know, if there really exits a hell or a heaven.

    The devil finishing his work, quietly left.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:


    Off-but-vaguely-related-topic: In L.A. we had a Sardar (Sikh) friend who believed that all life was in vain until you had screwed a white girl. By his reckoning, there’s a world of difference (in pleasure obtained) between desi girls and White girls. Our friend was not a racist but quite a worldly-wise character as many Sikhs are. Another Tamil Iyengar friend in Ohio couldn’t contain his joy after screwing a white girl that he called us and played the message she’d left on his voice-mail the next morning. As we’ve often said, God broke the mold after creating desis.

  6. boopalanj   September 6, 2009 at 8:58 am

    He..He.. He..
    One day I was searching for similar words and I got a word – “Auto****atio” [may be, you know this already.. Go to wikipedia for the pictorial explanation 😉 ]

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Was aware of the word but hadn’t seen a picture before.

    Read the Wiki explanation a few minutes back.

    Was very gratified to learn that Indians – via Yoga – have helped to make this body-bending, mind-blowing technique possible.

    India does stand tall, doesn’t it? From automotives to auto****atio, we do make our presence felt. 😉

  7. boopalanj   September 6, 2009 at 11:06 am

    A whopping 1.2 billion population, is a result of Indians researching out various bending / twisting / squeezing / pushing / pulling mechanisms for centuries 😉 Certainly we are pioneers..

    Btw, Auto****ilingus is tougher, than Auto****atio, as I read.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    You seem to be an autodidact on all thing ‘auto.’ 😉

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