So You Thought Only Indians were Stupid

Thank God for the Yellow Monkeys.

Well, it certainly warms the cockles that there’s someone on the planet dumber than or at least as dumb as us Indians.

In Huangping County of southern China, children have to salute cars on their way to and from school.

No kidding.

Think we’re making this up?

Read this piece in the New York Times of how stupid the Yellow Monkeys can be with their various asinine rules.

Now, before y’all take joy in the Yellow Monkeys’ stupidity, remember nothing, nothing in the world can beat the Hindu Monkeys slurping over their cow-ca-colas.

3 Responses to "So You Thought Only Indians were Stupid"

  1. DW-A(1/2)Dr.   October 27, 2009 at 2:28 am

    Its seem to be genuinely a good idea. Of course, the buying cigarettes, liquor and testing of virginity rules are stupid. Responds:

    What they need are sign-posts and speed bumps. They would be more effective if the goal is to keep children safe.

    Also, are you going to teach children manners by having them salute cars. Seems weird to us.

    What next? A two-handed salute for BMWs and Mercs? 😉

  2. ratnakar   October 27, 2009 at 7:49 am

    The Yellow Monkeys are generally seen as a nuisance, in the region. I guess eating everything that moves on the earth, has certainly made them kinda weird. Responds:

    You write: I guess eating everything that moves on the earth, has certainly made them kinda weird

    Coming soon on the Chinese menu – pickled Indians.

  3. raghavendrav   October 27, 2009 at 12:39 pm

    btw Did you see the below.. outrageous… Responds:

    Apparently, there was a large audience for the crime:

    Investigators said as many as 15 people, all males, stood around watching the assault, but did not call police or help the victim, a 15-year-old student at Richmond High School in suburban San Francisco.

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