Bollywood stars Shiney Ahuja and Om Puri are not the only Indians to take a dip in their maids’ swimming pool.
Au contraire, they are only some of the most high profile lusty Indian lotharios to have stuck their hockey sticks deep into their maid-servants’ goal posts.
Not an Uncommon Fantasy
Concupiscent Indian men of all ages seem to have an idee fixe with poking their maid-servants, both anterior and posterior.
Visit any Indian porn site, there are dozens and dozens of stories centering around our horny desi hombres screwing their maid-servants or fantasizing about going on a rampage with their maid-servants or boasting about sexploits with their maids.
The number of How-I-had-sex with my-maid-servant stories on the Indian porn sites is so large that they have separate categories devoted exclusively to maid-servants!
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
It’d be fair to say that Indian men are completely obsessed with banging their maids any which way they can.
Now if you go by the stories on the Indian porn sites, Indian men are of a catholic mind in their maid obsession.
When it comes to giving free rein to their priapic urges, the Indian libertines are very non-discriminating.
Indians and non-discriminating, seems like a contradiction in terms, na. Usually yes, but not in this instance.
You see, Indian mens’ choice of maid-servants run the gamut – young, the not-so-young, old, married, single, widows, dark-complexioned, fair, wheatish, ugly, pretty, childless, lactating et al.
Holy cow, it even cuts across religious and geographical barriers.
You read of a Hindu Ram Sharma boasting of ploughing his Muslim maid Safeena Banu’s elysian fields or a South Indian in Mumbai blowing the trumpet about his Marathi bai blowing him.
Here in the U.S., people’s sexual idiosyncrasies tend to veer toward tits (bigger the better), color (black, Latina, White), trannies et al.
But we’ve never encountered this desi obsession with humping maids in Americans. Presumably because few Americans can afford to employ maid-servants and fear of the law.
Mostly a Class Issue
We think Indian mens’ obsession with maids is a class-based, exploitative phenomenon (beneath their sanctimonious veneer, India’s mostly Hindu swines are the most rapacious brutes).
Maid-servants in India are often seen as easy prey by the predators who come in the familiar garb of software engineer, government officer, chartered accountant, law school graduate or the curious college student.
Given the debilitating, stomach-churning poverty in that hell-hole a.k.a India, many women and young girls are compelled to work as maids in the homes of the upper- and middle-classes for the sake of a few morsels of food and to support older members of their family.
With little education, these scrawny creatures have little choice in their vocation. Household work is their sole exit visa to survival.
Also unlike in the U.S, employing a maid-servant in India is not an expensive proposition, well within the reach of even a middle-class family.
Plus, the ‘prestige’ issue that makes many Indians abhor the notion of doing manual chores like cleaning the cooking utensils, washing clothes, dusting the furniture or sweeping the floor makes maids a fixture of most households.
To make their plight worse, maid-servants because of their slovenly appearance and drab attire are considered dratchells, easy game for any and all groping hands.
Powerless and Defenseless
When you consider the sheer numbers of the poor in India, the maid-servants are at a significant disadvantage with the damocles sword of peremptory dismissal forever hanging over their heads.
The hapless maids can easily be cast aside at the whim of their master if they do not drop their pallu or skirt.
Since the Indian police is one of the biggest predatory organizations (rapes inside police stations are not unheard of in India), maid servants are well aware they’d get little assistance from the uniformed thugs.
Then there’s the cost factor. As we all know, South Asians are notoriously cheap (some decades ago we knew two South Asians, who jointly hired a hooker in India and after screwing her the duo locked her up in the bathroom from the outside when she’d gone for a post-coitus leak with her clothes still lying on the bed and vamoosed from the hotel without paying her. They couldn’t contain their glee at having a pukkat screw).
Any surprise then that Indian men consider petting and bedding a maid to be a sexier, cheaper and safer alternative to wanking off or heaven forbid, paying a slut (schmuck, remember we live in the age of AIDS). Right?
It’s the Balance of Power, Stupid
So the overall balance of power is clearly against the maid-servant in Indian homes.
A fact obvious to all and sundry.
It’s this tilted balance of power, their economic and social vulnerability if you will, that makes Indian men see maid-servants as odalisques in their make-believe harems, easy and cheap objects to satiate their lust.
When the balance of power is so tilted against the maid-servant, even a so-called consensual romp on the bed is less than consensual.
Hear that, Om Puri, Shiney Ahuja et al?