Obama Launches Giant Stimulus Plan for Coffin Makers

Folks, we all know that Barack Obama in his election campaign raised a humongous amount of money from Wall St ($39.48 million if you include the finance, insurance and real estate sectors) and another $43.67 million from lawyers and lobbyists.

That explains why Obama is pussyfooting around ushering in serious reforms on Wall Street or reining in his lobbyist cronies.

Also no surprise that Obama’s bailing out the Wall Street honchos while ignoring regular folk on Main Street and brought in a worthless fellow as our Treasury Secretary.

You see, Obama is in bed with the special interests or just got out of the lobbyists’ bed.

You say, Queen Anne’s dead. OK, you could be right.

Big Question
But what confounds us is how much money Obama raised in his Presidential bid from coffin makers?

That data seems to be missing.

Anyone has an idea what the numbers are?

That’s gotta be a big figure, guys. Gotta be big.

You see, Obama launched a giant stimulus plan for American coffin makers today.

Here are the details:

I have determined that it is in our vital national interest to send an additional 30,000 U.S. troops to Afghanistan.

– President Brack Obama in an address at the United States Military Academy today at West Point, New York

Did you schmucks know that we already have about 65,000 troops in Afghanistan?

Must be celebration time at the military-industrial complex this evening.

4 Responses to "Obama Launches Giant Stimulus Plan for Coffin Makers"

  1. shuaib68   December 2, 2009 at 7:14 am

    This is the predicament the US has to face in many years to come – The deadly spell of Zionism. The day he selected those civilization-busters as his close circles have indicated where all this would lead to. Not only he, be any president who might be elected he will have to undergo the same merry-go-round self destruction. Obama has let down everybody in a very big way.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Stop being stupid and looking at every action purely from a religious perspective.

    While it’s true that the U.S. is a strong supporter of Israel not every decision can be viewed through the prism of of Zionism.

    More often, it’s the money that dictates a particular course of action.

    The power of the military-industrial complex here is vastly bigger than Zionism.

    To keep the military-industrial complex and its several hundred thousand employees humming, the U.S. has to keep attacking countries, large and small. The Army comprised mostly of poor White and Black folk is just cannon-fodder.

    Sad but true.

    Whoever said Man is Wise probably meant Vice.

  2. Aswin_Kini   December 2, 2009 at 11:34 am

    And this idiot was the given the Nobel peace prize. Wow! The idiots here are far better!

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    The Nobel Prizes have become as silly as India’s Filmfare awards given to Bollywood’s crappy movies and crappier actors in so many categories.

    Utterly devalued. 🙁

  3. SRINIVAS   December 2, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    these are strategic decisions ….many factors are involved ….one does not know this till such time that one is in power and has all the info …..Obama said what he had to say while campaigning …..that’s because he had little info unlike Bush who knew everything…..

    its very simple ….you have to keep Islamic militants busy in their own backyard…so that they have little OR no time/resources to plot and make an attempt to reach mainland America ……the day he withdraws …..these people will start plotting to take revenge …then the war will be fought on American soil …

    the fact remains that America fought Cold war in Afghanistan ….troops are stationed in Saudi …not to protect Saudi from Saddam …but to protect American oil interests ….America found no nuclear weapons in Iraq ….yet waged a war …so revenge is but obvious ….the only place where America did nothing wrong was Israel / Palestine ….infact Clinton helped sign a peace accord …which has resulted in a so called Palestine state ….which is now a launching pad for attacks on Israel ….

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    1. It’s hard to say whether we’re being attacked because of our military’s numerous actions overseas (with their frequent ‘accidental’ civilian attacks) or whether the military is preventing attacks.

    2. You cannot underestimate the power of the military-industrial complex here. You have to feed the monster through frequent attacks. General Dynamics alone has 92,000 employees.

  4. indianmaster   December 2, 2009 at 3:28 pm

    But nobody can beat our loosu payya.

    Do you know Chief Minister M. Karunanidhi gave himself state award for best dialogue writer award for the movie “Uliyin Osai” — which nobody else other than him would have watched it.


    Please do put a review of this movie in your site:)

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    1. Karunanidhi’s Tamil Nadu is a Karunaiyum, Needhiyum-illadha-Nadu.

    2. Sorry, Netflix doesn’t have Uliyin Osai. They only carry Bhagyaraj’s old film Oru Kai Osai.

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