Hell, it’s -5° Celsius Outside

A very cold night  on the East Coast. Just got back from Avatar. God, it’s freezing outside. 23° Fahrenheit tonight, i.e. -5° Celsius. Boy, are we glad to be in a cozy heated room. Avatar review coming soon.

Watching Avatar – Waiting to be Shocked & Awed

Alas, we’re not as lucky as all ye folks in India. No Tamil Avataram, Telugu Avatarudu or the Hindi Avtar for us in the states. 😉 Just plain, simple Avatar. We’re already in the theater waiting for the movie (3D version) to start. Surprise. There were no long lines for the 12:01AM show here on […]

Avatar Tickets for Rs 1,000. Un’Fu*%ing’Believable

We were reading this story about Avatar in the DNA newspaper and zapped to discover that tickets for the much anticipated James Cameron film are being sold for Rs 1,000 ($21.30) for the weekend and Rs 700 ($14.91) on weekdays for the 3D version at theaters like Priya Village Roadshow in Bangalore. Rs 1,000.00 for […]

Intel in Deep Shit, Sued by FTC

Gee, these folks at Intel are forever in the news for the wrong reasons. The Federal Trade Commission sued the chip giant today charging it with using its dominant market position in microprocessors to stifle competition and strengthen its monopoly. The FTC lawsuit comes barely a few weeks after Intel agreed to pay $1.25 billion […]

Copper Chimney NYC – An Ash for the Price of a Shriya

Like all cheapo desis, we’ve always craved an Aishwarya Rai for the price of a Shriya Saran. Class for the price of crass has unfailingly been our mantra and guiding light. Oh, come on, you jerks. Don’t tell us you unwashed, cheapo desis are any different. And boy, an Aishwarya Rai is what we landed […]

Someone Please Teach Nandita Khanna Some Hygiene

Hygiene, it seems, is not a word found in desi restaurateur Nandita Khanna’s lexicon. Nandita’s high-end Utsav Indian restaurant in New York City continues to be plagued by serious hygiene issues. A recent NYC Health Dept inspection of Utsav (11/30/2009) brought up sewage disposal, adulterated food, live mice and vermin issues. Yeeks. Raw, cooked or […]