Hear, hear. Here’s our take on the dramatis personae of Kandukondein Kandukondein. * Aishwarya Rai is mostly graceless. * Ajith is generally passionless. * Abbas is absolutely expressionless. * Tabu, our inamorata, is divinely peerless. 😉 * Mamooty is typically matchless. Despite the reckless and habitual vandalism of the Ash-Ajith-Abbas troika on the movie sets, […]
Critics Show Middle Finger to Arya 2 A pack of rabid curs descend upon a poor, helpless woman in the last trimester of her pregnancy and drag her into a dark alley on a moonless night. The frothing whackos then shove a rusted hanger up the victim’s twat. Folks, the resulting ugly, bloody, horrific aborted […]
Movie critics in the U.S. and India have found Bollywood trash king Akshay Kumar’s new movie De Dana Dan a piece of trash. Here’s what a sample of critics had to say on De Dana Dan: * IBNLive: At two hours and 40 minutes, it’s a laboriously long, patience-testing exercise in idiocy about some 20-odd […]
Arya 2 Review – A Back-Alley Abortion (via iPhone) Folks, here we are in the theater waiting for Arya 2 to start. There are about 250 people inside the hall. The movie is releasing in a big way across the U.S. Besides Allu Arjun, Arya 2 features Kajal Agarwal, Navdeep and Shraddha Das. The movie […]
Of all the Bollywood movies we’ve watched in 2009, De Dana Dan is easily the most boring, sickening, crappy piece of shit. Folks, there was not a single moment of respite in the 2 hours and 40-minutes we spent in the dark hall of the AMC Empire theater on 42nd St (near Times Square) in […]
Waiting for De Dana Dan to start.