Where’s the Shit? In Your Soda, Schmuck

If you needed just one more reason not to drink harmful stuff like Coke, Pepsi or any other soda, would shit in your soda be good enough for y’all. Think we’re joking? No, kiddo. Here’s an excerpt from a CNN story (‘Soda fountains contained fecal bacteria, study found‘) on the soda shit in your glass: […]

Pyaar Impossible – Junk, Say Critics

Guys, if it’s a Priyanka Chopra movie you can be sure it’s trash. And so it is with Pyaar Impossible. Here’s how a bunch of reviewers have trashed Pyaar Impossible: Bangalore Mirror: God help us! The story, screenplay and dialogue credited to the film’s producer-hero Uday Chopra are obsolete. And, the pace of the film […]

Miss Universe’s New Film Universally Screwed

Movie critics are heaping scorn on former Miss Universe Sushmita Sen’s new Bollywood film Dulha Mil Gaya. Here’s what a sample of critics have to say on the Sushmita-Fardeen Khan film that debuted today: NDTV: [A] familiar retread that offers little laughter or entertainment. ….Dulha Mil Gaya is regressive and stale. The most creative aspect […]

Quote of the Day – Ulaga Madayan

We have to strengthen our piracy laws and ensure that films in the future receive better protection. Money made by people from selling pirated DVDs has been used to fund terrorist activities, such as the Mumbai terror attacks in 2008. People should be told that their money is being used for antinational activities – Ulaga […]