SI Reads the Quran 5; Allah Soft on Pork, Hard on Christians, Jews

Statutory Warning: All Religions are Equally Stupid

One of the striking things about the Quran is the flexibility of God (Allah) in some minor respects and an unyielding inflexibility in other major aspects.

Take for instance pork.

Many of us are led to believe that God (Allah) imposes strict prohibitions in dietary matters, particularly in consuming pig’s meat and that under no circumstance must a Muslim eat pork.

Not so. Not so.

Unlike the semi-literate mullahs or the illiterate Muslims who tend to favor a blanket ban on pork, Allah is flexible when it comes to consuming pork.

No, we are not making this bit up about Allah’s flexibility on porcine edibles.

Schmucks, it’s right there in the Quran:

You are forbidden to eat carrion; blood; pig’s meat; any animal over which any name other than God’s has been invoked; any animal strangled, or victim of a violent blow or fall, or gored or savaged by a beast of prey….but if any of you is forced by hunger to eat forbidden food, with no intention of doing wrong, then God is most forgiving and merciful.  (emphasis added, Sura 5, Aya 3)

Lest there be lingering doubt in the devout, God (Allah) repeats this point in Sura 6:

So [believers] eat any [animal] over which God’s name has been pronounced, if you believe in His revelations. Why should you not eat such animals when God has already fully explained what He has forbidden you, except when forced by hunger? (Sura 6, Aya 118 and 119)

So My Name is Khan, next time you find yourself very hungry and in a place where Pork Fried Rice is the only dish on the menu, go right ahead and dig into your swine with gusto.

After all, Allah is forgiving and merciful when it comes to pork.

Creating Discord
Alas, when it comes to Christians or Jews, the well of Allah’s compassion dries up and his inflexible attitude rears up.

And as long as the Quran continues to be the vade mecum of Muslims everywhere, the enmity between Islam and those of other faiths will endure because of verses like the below one:

You who believe, do not take the Jews and Christians as allies; they are allies only to each other. Anyone who takes them as an ally becomes one of them — God does not guide such wrongdoers– yet you [Prophet] will see the perverse at heart rushing to them for protection, saying, ‘We are afraid fortune may turn against us.’ But God may well bring about a triumph or some other event of His own making: then they will rue the secrets they harboured in their hearts, (Sura 5 Aya 51& 52)

Again and again, the Quran strives to disparage Christians and Jews and exalt the status of Allah.

Those who say, ‘God is the Messiah, son of Mary, ‘have defied God. The Messiah himself said, ‘Children of Israel, worship God, my Lord and your Lord.’ (Sura 5 Aya 72)

Those who say, ‘God is the Messiah, the son of Mary,’ are defying the truth. Say, ‘If it had been God’s will, could anyone have prevented Him from destroying the Messiah, son of Mary, together with his mother and everyone else on earth? Control of the heavens and earth and all that is between them belongs to God: He creates whatever He will. God has power over everything.’ (Sura 5 Aya 17)

With such strident verses like the ones below, is it any surprise then Islam is set on an death to the end fight against Christians and Jews.

Say [Prophet], ‘People of the Book, do you resent us for any reason other than the fact that we believe in God, in what has been sent down to us, and in what was sent before us, while most of you are disobedient? (Sura 5 Aya 59)

You [Prophet] see many of them rushing into sin and hostility and consuming what is unlawful. How evil their practices are! Why do their rabbis and scholars not forbid them to speak sinfully and consume what is unlawful? How evil their deeds are! (Sura 5 Aya 62 and 63)

As Allah’s pronouncements filter down second-hand to the unwashed masses, the stridency and insensitivity in the Quran vis-a-vis those of other faiths is amplified by the fiery, hate-filled rhetoric of the mullahs.

Also, the punishment is severe for those equating other gods with Allah:

If anyone associates others with God, God will forbid him from the Garden, and Hell will be his home. No one will help such evildoers. (Sura 5 Aya 72)

Those people who say that God is the third of three are defying [the truth]: there is only One God. If they persist in what they are saying, a painful punishment will afflict those of them who persist. (Sura 5 Aya 73)

The fifth Sura devotes considerable space to the Christians and Jews, a lot of it none too flattering to the two religions Christianity and Judaism:

Those  who wage war against God and his Messenger and strive to spread corruption in the land should be punished by death, crucifixion, the amputation of an alternate hand and foot or banishment from the land: a disgrace for them in this world, and then a terrible punishment in the Hereafter, (Sura 5 Aya 33)

The Messiah, son of Mary, was only a messenger; other messengers had come and gone before him; his mother was a virtuous woman; both ate food [like other mortals]. See how clear We make those signs for them; see how deluded they are. (Sura 5 Aya 75)

Say, ‘People of the Book, you have no true basis [for your religion] unless you uphold the Torah, the Gospel, and that which has been sent down to you from your Lord,’ but what has been sent down to you [Prophet] from your Lord is sure to increase many of them in their insolence and defiance: do not worry about those who defy [God]. (Sura 5 Aya 68)

Folks, of one thing you can be certain.

Until a new prophet is born in the sandy deserts of Arabia and receives an edited, updated and less confrontational version of the Quran from Allah (via his angel Gabriel), detente between Islam and other faiths will remain but a mirage.

Some Keywords
God – Allah
– Section
Aya – Verse

To be Continued Tomorrow

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9 Responses to "SI Reads the Quran 5; Allah Soft on Pork, Hard on Christians, Jews"

  1. rpsfyn   February 23, 2010 at 2:13 am

    “Until a new prophet is born in the sandy deserts of Arabia and receives an edited, updated and less confrontational version of the Quran from Allah …..”

    Classic Quote.

    Quran 2.0 Improved and Updated

    But I believe EVERY religion should have reforms to adapt to changing times..removing practices which are not relevant and it should be open to new possibilities ..but whenever you seek are branded as Islamophobic and other such things I mean when you look at it i mean majority of terrorist acts is associated with this religion..whatever the case of misinterpretation may be…

    The case in point ..when Buddhism was at its infancy in India ..Both Hindu and Buddhist scholars used to engage in intellectual debates about different aspects of their religion… both incorporated new views through this in their respective religions Responds:

    If humans came to their senses, they’d realize all religion is bunkum.

  2. shiva84   February 23, 2010 at 5:12 am

    Allah’s followers have beheaded 2 sikhs in pakistan and send their heads to gurudwara. Shame on these inhuman morons. Responds:

    Non-Muslims (Sikhs, Hindus et al) in the region should flee to India if they want to live.

    You cannot live amid the Taliban brutes.

  3. shiva84   February 23, 2010 at 5:14 am

    [i]Until a new prophet is born in the sandy deserts of Arabia and receives an edited, updated and less confrontational version of the Quran from Allah (via his angel Gabriel), detente between Islam and other faiths will remain but a mirage.[/i]

    You hit the bull’s eye.

  4. Mud Haliar   February 23, 2010 at 8:22 am

    Why exactly is pork 3/4ths-banned? Responds:


    No understanding.

    • Mud Haliar   February 23, 2010 at 11:54 am

      Does the Quran give a reason for the pork-banning? as it is not 100% banned, i said 3/4ths(75%) Responds:

      We didn’t see the explanation in Abdel Haleem’s translation.

      But Abdullah Yusuf Ali’s translation offers essentially three reasons:

      1. Pig is a filthy animal (that lives on offal)
      2. Pig’s flesh has more fat than muscle-building material
      3. Pig’s meat is more liable to disease than other kinds of meat.
      Source: The Meaning of the Holy Quran, translated by Abdullah Yusuf Ali, P.59

  5. iamsumu   February 23, 2010 at 12:23 pm

    Hmm perhaps you’ve not heard but isn’t one of Islam’s core concepts that Muhammed is the last prophet and no one else can take over?
    Haha good joke on MNIK, the swines who made the film and pork. Tying pigs to the stuff they excrete is good old fashioned low brow humor. And I wasn’t referring to MNIK and its makers 🙂 Responds:

    You write above: Hmm perhaps you’ve not heard but isn’t one of Islam’s core concepts that Muhammed is the last prophet and no one else can take over?

    Can’t remember if this was addressed.

    In any case, when we do a final roundup we’ll touch upon this point.

  6. DW-A(1/2)Dr.   February 24, 2010 at 8:50 am

    If there is one God that I would profess my loyalty to that would be to the God of Cricket. If you don’t know his name, you are a schmuck and a nincompoop. So his holiness shall not be spoken of by name! Responds:

    Funny. 🙂

  7. kd36939   February 24, 2010 at 11:53 am

    i remember one of my old friend telling me that Islam forbids eating pork as it does not have neck. god purposefully made that poor creature without neck so that we humans don’t slaughter it.

    i also got a similar forwarded email about why muslims don’t eat pork.

  8. rama dasa   May 4, 2011 at 10:13 pm

    ironically the hindu sects that reject murthi worship and avatarhood like the arya samaj and brahmo samaj are the ones most despised among the muslim community.

    Dayanandaji,who founded the arya samaj,was poisoned by a mohamadan as was lek ram panditji a few decades later.if anyone wants the arya samaji view on koran and bible,please read the last chapter of “satyarth prakash” by is good even for nastik’s as it is written in straight question and answer language

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