We’ve Lost It; Yes, Completely Lost It

Vinnaithaandi Varuvaayaa Review – Stupid Shit

Folks, our worst fears and your best hopes have both been realized tonight.

We’ve lost it.

Not one small screw or even a few screws but all our screws have been threaded out of their sockets.

Yes, we’ve braved the snow-storm and strong winds barreling up the North-East to watch the premiere show of Vinnaithaandi Varuvaayaa.

As to why we would choose to commit this kind of Harakiri we’ve no idea.

Maybe, it’s Satan’s minions at work. Or chalk it up to the Vegetable Dumplings in Hot Garlic Sauce we had a short while ago.

Or maybe it’s Allah’s curses raining down on us for all our impieties.

Wateva.

Here we are in the hall waiting for the Tamil movie Vinnaithaandi Varuvaayaa to start.

For the benefit of the schmucks (and there are quite a few amongst our readers), Vinnaithaandi Varuvaayaa comes to us courtesy Tamil film ‘director’ Gautham Menon.

Yeah, the same freak who gave us that grotesquerie Vaaranam Aayiram.

Vinnaithaandi Varuvaayaa features our bΓͺte noire Trisha Krishnan and that podi payan Simbhu.

From what we’ve gleaned, Vinnaithaandi Varuvaayaa is a love story.

There are about 40 people in the movie hall. Not bad considering the snow-storm forecast.

Guys, we don’t know if we can survive Vinnaithaandi Varuvaayaa.

Schmucks, if we don’t come out of this trial by fire vertically, consider this post our sayonara.

It’s been nice knowing y’all. Maybe. πŸ˜‰

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10 Responses to "We’ve Lost It; Yes, Completely Lost It"

  1. fugitive143   February 26, 2010 at 12:08 am

    hehe..howz the movie?

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    RubPISS. πŸ™

    Review coming soon.

  2. Asha Tampa   February 26, 2010 at 12:57 am

    Off topic – How does someone register for your blog? Query asked of me recently by someone, to which I dint have an answer. I went thru your blog but found no place for new users, register now!!! πŸ™

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    You write: How does someone register for your blog? Query asked of me recently by someone….I went thru your blog but found no place for new users, register now

    Really? πŸ˜‰

    • Sriram Seshadri   February 26, 2010 at 1:12 am

      Register here: http://indiablogs.searchindia.com/wp-login.php?action=register

      (I know this is a bit too much when the authors are here to reply) πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

      SearchIndia.com Responds:

      There you go Asha.

      You have a good Samaritan riding to your rescue!

      • STG   February 26, 2010 at 12:18 pm

        Thanks Sriram! I’ve searched the same couldn’t make it. I guess SI remains skeptical of promoting its audience to participants.

        SI: Reading your blog for more than a year since you attached Villu. Initially shocked with the content but slowly addicted (!).

        Why don’t you have a register link along with Login?

        SearchIndia.com Responds:

        You write: Why don’t you have a register link along with Login?

        We usually do except when we are doing some maintenance.

  3. Sriram Seshadri   February 26, 2010 at 1:02 am

    Eagerly waiting for your review. !!

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    BTW, this ‘abortion’ released in your area too, didn’t it?.

    Did you get to watch it?

    Review will come in a little while.

    • Sriram Seshadri   February 26, 2010 at 1:14 am

      Yes it has released and i m going tomorrow nite..anyways wanted to check the review from ur perspective.

      SearchIndia.com Responds:

      You Write: Yes it has released and i m going tomorrow nite..

      You have our condolences in advance. πŸ™

  4. Asha Tampa   February 26, 2010 at 1:11 am

    Huh! Reallllyyy! Cmon, now! 😐

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    It does seem like sincerity goes unappreciated in Kali Yuga.

  5. Asha Tampa   February 26, 2010 at 1:28 am

    Hmm. Methinks the movie was sooo bad you want to spread your good mood around. Anyway – my brother wanted to comment on some post of yours.

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Please try registering now. It should work.

    BTW, the Telugu version Yemayachesavae was also playing in the hall.

    Our first exposure to Naga Chaitanya (he had a 1-minute appearance in the Tamil version). Scary. πŸ™

  6. Asha Tampa   February 26, 2010 at 1:42 am

    LOL! Yeah, both Nagarjuna and Chiranjeevi’s sons are vying for the post of the scariest star kid ever. Talk is that it’s going to be a tie πŸ˜›

    Saw a few minutes of Naga Chaitanya’s first movie, after which I excused myself and left, incurring the wrath of several cousins. Will ask him to register. Another addition to your bashing-up list πŸ˜‰

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    1. One of the regrets we’ll carry to our grave is that we failed to heed Araj’s request to watch and review Maghadheera. Unfortunately, the movie was playing in a distant theater – at Anil Ambani’s MovieShitty (416KM roundtrip)

    2. You write: Will ask him to register. Another addition to your bashing-up list

    Bring ’em On! We are game.

  7. filumlover   February 26, 2010 at 3:03 am

    Howdy SI, long time no see..! πŸ˜‰
    Dunno how I lost my acc. here (mallukuttan)..

    BTW one of my friends watched VTV and said it was GM’s worst.. Is it?

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Howdy, Sweetie.

    You write: BTW one of my friends watched VTV and said it was GM’s worst.. Is it?

    Yes, pure junk. There were not many people in the hall.

    But that could also be because of the snow-storm here.

    Review coming in a few minutes.

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