We are shattered.

No, really.

Sob. sob. 😉

Swami Kamananda Nithyananda, the beacon of hope for several thousand Indian schmucks, has decided to deprive the morons of his darshan and opted for ‘spiritual seclusion’ after his sexcapades were recently aired on TV and online.

Here’s what the Tamil ‘Swamiji’ had to say on his spiritual sexclusion seclusion decision:

In view of the developments in the last three weeks following the media reports on me as the head of Dhyanapeetam, I had met some of the leading Acharyas of Hindu Dharma at Hardwar.

Briefing them about what is fact and what is fiction, and candidly discussing what had happened, I had sought their spiritual and moral support, guidance for me, and their views on the future course of Dhyanapeetam. I had also undertaken that I would act entirely in accordance with their counsel.

I have decided to live a life of Spiritual seclusion, for some indefinite time, to which the acharyas have agreed in principle.

…..Whenever, if required I will return and talk about all that had happened as an independent witness to my conduct with a clean heart and pure soul, and also in a less prejudiced atmosphere.

Path to Spiritual Sexclusion

Now, there’s no need to shed tears or feel sorry for the abandoned Indian masses.

The gullible masses baboons will quickly find another ‘Swami’ to bamboozle them into wallowing in the slush of their habitual state of ignorance.

Folks, if we’ve said it once we’ve said it a thousand times.

All god-men are con-men be they hypocritical Hindu Swamijis, buggering Christian Fathers or whacko Muslim Mullahs.

  Nithyananda