Wake up, schmucks. Tis’ time for the next installment of your favorite Incredible India, those Only-in-India stories. Nasty, Nasty We’ve always found something weird about South Indians. Yeah, with their Lungis, Dhavanis, shifty eyes, shitty names like Kombhu Iyer, Konda Reddy, Kothi Rao, KD Menon and Kattu Mudaliar, flaunting their fake Java and C++ certificates, […]
We are Family: Ohhh, We are a Box Office Disaster There are bad Bollywood movies. Then there are very bad Bollywood movies. Finally, there are the disgustingly, terribly bad Bollywood movies like We are Family (Kajol, Kareena Kapoor and Arjun Rampal) that are unworthy of even being screened in theaters. Surely, a special place is […]
Maybe…it is only those of us who have no eyes that can see through the lure of maya, and glimpse reality for what it is. – Kanai, the blind minstrel in Nine Lives, p.246 A few days back, we got William Dalrymple’s well received book Nine Lives: In Search of the Sacred in Modern India […]
We are Family Review ā Disgustingly Bad Folks, our hopes have been dashed on the altar of Bollywood’sĀ incompetence. Here we were fondly hoping that this weekend would be a joyous affair but, alas, man proposes, Bollywood disposes. Several Indian critics have buggered the latest Karan Johar production We are Family (directed by Sidharth Malhotra). […]
Pleaaaasseee Clooney. š Hell, the only reason we went to the opening show of the new Hollywood film The American which released in U.S. theaters today is George ‘Acme of Charm‘ Clooney. Hell, no other reason is necessary when you got Clooney. Syriana, Michael Clayton, Up in the Air and still we can’t get enough […]
We are Family is We are Garbage, Say Critics Listen, Baby, ain’t no mountain high Ain’t no valley low, ain’t no river wide enough, Baby. If you need me, call me, no matter where you are No matter how far. Don’t worry, Baby Just call my name, I’ll be there in a hurry You don’t […]