Since we’ve been in a French mood for the last couple of weeks, we followed up A Prophet with Battle of Algiers and two more Frenchies – Read My Lips and The Crimson Rivers. Both Read My Lips and Crimson Rivers are nice movies but Read My Lips is without doubt the superior movie. * […]
Telugu film actor star Allu Arjun woke up this morning to find pee flowing all over his face. No comprende? You see, Allu Arjun’s latest crap-show Varudu is at the receiving end of critics’ ire. Here’s what a sample of Indian movie critics had to say on Varudu (sure, some of them do note some […]
The sheer effrontery of the buffoons. To put out trash like Varudu and then to dare call it a movie is but a sign of the metastasizing malignancy eating away at the innards of Telugu movies. What were the clowns thinking, if these Tollywood simians are even capable of such hard tasks. Stupid Shit In […]
Thank God for the intermission (9.44PM ET now). The movie is rubbish so far. Given all that we have seen so far, we are not optimistic that the second half will be any different. Unbelievable that they still make such drivel. Related Stories: Varudu Review – Mind-blowing Garbage Arya 2 Review – A Back-Alley Abortion
What’s wrong with us? Seriously, there must be something awfully wrong. You don’t think anything’s wrong with us? Well, how do you explain the fact that we are sitting in the cinema hall for the 8.15PM ET premiere show of Varudu waiting for the movie to start. Did we not get punished enough with Arya […]
We are shattered. No, really. Sob. sob. 😉 Swami Kamananda Nithyananda, the beacon of hope for several thousand Indian schmucks, has decided to deprive the morons of his darshan and opted for ‘spiritual seclusion’ after his sexcapades were recently aired on TV and online. Here’s what the Tamil ‘Swamiji’ had to say on his spiritual […]