India Digest – Padma Shri for Having Babies? Gulti Deportation; Barbarian Mafia

* Padma Shri for having babies? – Bollywood actress Kajol has received a Padma Shri award from the Government of India. The only noteworthy thing Kajol has done in the last decade is to have two babies. Say, do they award Padma Shris in India for having babies? Another actress Tabu also won the Padma Shri. Again, we can’t think of any great achievement by one of our favorites. Did Tabu get it under the senior citizens category?
(Press Information Bureau)

* Gultis will do anything to land in the U.S. – We’ve never understood the Telugu fascination for Amreeka. Is it the hope of a big, fat dowry? A bunch of Telugu students in California are in trouble with U.S. immigration.
(Economic Times)

* Barbarian Indian Mafia – An Indian official who dared to question fuel theft was burnt alive by the local Mafia in the Western Indian state of Maharashtra. Be mindful of the consequences before questioning some Indians.
(Hindustan Times)

* Divine intervention sought to retain political chair – After his appeals to the state Governor failed, Karnataka Chief Minister B.S.Yeddiyurappa is now seeking God’s help. No kidding.
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5 Responses to "India Digest – Padma Shri for Having Babies? Gulti Deportation; Barbarian Mafia"

  1. முனிAndy   January 26, 2011 at 9:13 am

    poor little rich gultis.. I thought it was a gulti scam.. but apparently they got raped by a chink(Dr. Su does look kind of sinister..) . Responds:

    Why blame chinky eyes for our guys’ desperation and greed.

  2. shiva84   January 30, 2011 at 12:01 am

    I will not be surprised if kezhavan karunanidhi is given Bharat Ratna. Responds:

    This distressing prediction calls for one more drink. 🙁

  3. rama dasa   January 30, 2011 at 9:07 am


    i just wanted to let everyone know that today marks the 21st anniversary of the plight of the kashmiri pundit’s in exile.still noone bothers to do anything about it,even the “the hindu” newspaper have refused to report on this issue. you can read more on this heinous issue here

    of course whenever hindus attack muslims,it makes international headlines and every book on indian history is filled with chapters dedicated to exposing the “evil hindus” but no one bothers to report when we are at the receiving end!! Responds:

    True, the exodus/expulsion of Hindus from the Valley is a humongous tragedy.

    BTW, we have an interesting post in the pipeline that should warm the cockles of your heart. 😉

  4. Naveen   January 31, 2011 at 2:17 pm

    What a miracle! 🙂

    Not sure how far it is true but I’ve heard that prostitution is rampant near the Sabarimalai area as the sex starved devotees dont wait a minute beyond the darshan to shove it up the person in front or anything vaguely female on the way down. They should consider giving out condoms instead of prasadham in the temple. If not Ayyappa atleast rubber will protect them and others. Ofcourse, there are exceptions who wait till they get home but I am not talking about exceptions. Responds:

    You write: devotees dont wait a minute beyond the darshan to shove it up the person in front

    Maybe, the stampede started with the sexcapede. 😉

    Before you know it, 100 ‘Swami Saranams’ are dead in the frenzy.

    If only the poor Swami Saranams had stayed home sc*ewing their wives, girlfriends or boyfriends, they’d all be alive now talking about what a wonderfool movie Kaavalan is.

    • Naveen   January 31, 2011 at 2:56 pm

      Kaavalan is Kevalan. Rotten movie from pazhaya-thalavali visay. Responds:

      As if Kaavalan were not bad enough, Vijay is soon gonna don the greasepaint as a college fresher in the Tamil version of 3 Idiots.

      What next for Vijay? A 7th Standard student in the 4 Idiots remake?

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