What do Gujju Boys do on their First Night?

No, the newly married Gujju boys don’t try to undress their wives as fast as they can (hell, they don’t even try).

Au contraire, the fully-clothed Patels boys, the Mehta lads and the Shahs desperately scratch the dot (bhindi) on their wives’ foreheads to see if they’ve won a motel, a convenience store, liquor store or a Dunkin Donut franchise.

It’s called playing scratch lottery, Gujju ishtyle. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Who needs Powerball or Megamillion when you have the Gujju scratch lotto!

Source: Internut

9 Responses to "What do Gujju Boys do on their First Night?"

  1. curiousboy   March 16, 2011 at 6:01 am

    Curiousboy is really curious to know about what SI did on his First Night!!! ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜›

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Curiousboy, obviously, you haven’t heard of the old proverb Curiosity killed the cat. ๐Ÿ™

    Every day is First Night here, new nooks and crannies to explore, new heights to conquer, new depths to plumb…well, you do get the point, right? ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • curiousboy   March 16, 2011 at 9:49 am

      Sure sir, i have heard about that a lottttt!. And i was just thinking right away about it after i posted this comment. What a coincidence! ๐Ÿ™‚

      BTW, I didn’t get your 2nd sentence. ๐Ÿ™

      SearchIndia.com Responds:

      Sweetie, how hard can it be for a boy with raging hormones to understand the following:

      Every day is First Night here, new nooks and crannies to explore, new heights to conquer, new depths to plumb.

      Still no comprende?

      OK, now think with your cojones! You’ll have your eureka moment. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  2. curiousboy   March 16, 2011 at 11:46 am

    he he… I didn’t think you were mentioning it ‘that’ way. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    ‘Eureka’ moments are over for today ๐Ÿ˜‰ :D(How many times a day am i gonna have ‘it’? :P).

    You are tempting me to watch ‘that’ DVD once again!!! ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜‰

  3. curiousboy   March 16, 2011 at 12:24 pm

    Now… hear this song… ๐Ÿ™‚


    I don’t know if you will like METAL songs or not?

    Anyways, a Good Morning for you and a Good Night for myself. Bubbyeee…

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Listened to it.

    These are all kinda like ‘flavor of the month’….doubt they’ll have lasting appeal.

    Lyrics are better than the noise. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  4. curiousboy   March 17, 2011 at 7:54 am

    He he. What are you doing at 3.40am??? Don’t say you are sleeping, pleaseee! ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Or does the user’s comments give you a ringtone like…( Hun hun Dabangg Dabangg Dabangg Dabangg!!!) ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Or is it like messages in Facebook…( dit dit dit, dah dah, dit dit dit). ๐Ÿ˜‰

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    We got up early in the mistaken belief that the Eng-WI match starts at 4AM EST.

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