Wrong – India has two national obsessions in Cricket and Bollywood
Right – India has three national obsessions in Cricket, Bollywood and Breeding.
Indian Breeding Frenzy
Folks, the provisional numbers from the Indian government’s Census 2011 are out and they are horrifying – India’s population has grown by over 181 million during the decade 2001-2011 to 1.21 billion.
* Are India’s Hindus and Muslims hell-bent on increasing their respective numbers to wage the coming Holy War?
* Is it the tropical climate that induces Indians into a perennial priapic fury?
* Are bored Indian couples just relentlessly shoving, grinding and thrusting their sweating selves into a population explosion?
* Have Indians not heard of condoms, birth-control pills, IUDs, vasectomy, tubectomy and abortion?
Wateva be the reason, Indians are expelling little Indians out of their wombs at a furious pace.
In the time it takes cricket icon Sachin Tendulkar to hit a century, 3,472 Indians are born. Disgusting.
Outside Dadar Station in Mumbai – People, people & more people
(SearchIndia.com: File Photo)
Population Juggernaut Must Stop
This breeding madness must stop.
Sanjay Gandhi, where are you when we need you most?
India just does not have the resources to support this kind of population explosion.
Not enough water, not enough space, not enough electricity, not enough jobs, not enough food, not enough trains and buses, not enough houses, not enough toilets, not enough schools, not enough playgrounds.
Truth be said there’s just not enough of anything in that benighted land except a plentiful supply of sullen souls.
India is hemmed in by a resource-scarce China in the North that is already damming some of the rivers that flow down to India. This will exacerbate the water-crisis in India. In many parts of India, women already trek long distances for water.
India already suffers from serious energy constraints. Hours-long power outages are the norm in most cities and unendurable in the rural areas.
There’s not enough fodder for cattle.
Also, with India unwisely looking at the service sector to fuel job growth the unemployment situation is only likely to get worse in the coming years. Idle minds engage in all kinds of nonsense including crimes like rape, murder, looting and terrorism. Violent crime like rape is already rampant in large cities like Delhi.
India has little choice but to act urgently on the population crisis to forestall grave dangers in the coming decades.
What Needs to be Done
Indians by temperament do not lend themselves to polite requests or persuasions.
Ask these monsters politely to stop engaging in any kind of bad behavior and, at best, they laugh at you and, at worse, lunge at you with a knife, stone or gun. That’s the Indian DNA. Nothing you can do about it.
The only language Indians understand is force or compulsion.
So, what India needs to do forthwith is to immediately introduce compulsory sterilization for anyone with one child.
This compulsory sterilization should be implemented for both the father and mother of the child. After all, we don’t want the father sowing his wild oats after his wife/girl-friend is sterilized or the wife/girl-friend jumping up and down the car-driver’s crown jewels just to have a little Dipu for her Munna to play with. 😉
If India fails to respond to this population explosion with urgency, the future prospects are not just bleak for the country but actually alarming.
Here are the depressing statistics of Census 2011 as put out by the Indian government today:
* Population: 1,210.19 million
* Population Ratio: 623.72 million (51.54%) males and 586.46 million (48.46%) females
* Population Increase: Over 181 million during the decade 2001-2011
* Population Percentage growth in 2001-2011: 17.64; males 17.19 and females 18.12
* Most Populous State: Uttar Pradesh (199.5 million) followed by Maharashtra with 112 million.
* Total number of children in age-group 0-6: 158.8 million
* Sex Ratio: 940 females per 1,000 men
Hey, what’s that loud noise out there?
Just the sound of Mera 1.21 Billion Bharats Mahaan breathing. 😉
Yes, this is the root cause of all evil in India. Nothing can be done.. 🙁
If nothing is done/attempted, the population growth will completely screw up an already screwed nation.
At this rate, any ‘economic development’ in India will mean development only for a small minority.
Social unrest will increase forcing govt to boost expenditure on security, police…You’ll start to see more gated communities.
Bottom line, the shithole will become uglier if the population growth is not arrested immediately.
Water scarcity will assume crisis proportions in the not too distant future.
The situation is becoming very dangerous. Imagine if a natural calamity like the one which happened in Japan happens in india. What will be the death toll?. and imagine the plight of survivors. india just does not have the resources to feed 1 billion.
Howdy Sweetie! Long time, no hear. 😛
You write: Imagine if a natural calamity like the one which happened in Japan happens in india. What will be the death toll?. and imagine the plight of survivors
An unnatural calamity is already happening in India.
At least 300 million-500 million Indians every day live like survivors of a calamity without access to basics like adequate, food, toilets, drinking water, housing and sanitary conditions. 🙁
“Not enough water, not enough space, not enough electricity, not enough jobs, not enough food, not enough trains and buses, not enough houses, not enough toilets, not enough schools, not enough playgrounds.”
More than enough ‘Pu****s’ though.. 😀
After reading these stats, I don’t know whether my decision to go back would be a right one.
Btw, after a long time cricket gave us some joy. I have a feeling that there could have been a match fixing from the way Younis Khan (add the dropped catch) and Misbah played. No one can play that pathetic.
India might never get a better opportunity to win the world cup. If we don’t let Murali get into any rhythm, India will most likely win.
1. You write: After reading these stats, I don’t know whether my decision to go back would be a right one.
Get a GC and then go back. That way you can always return if the stench gets too unbearable. 😉
It doesn’t take that long to get a GC in your country, right?
2. You write: I have a feeling that there could have been a match fixing from the way Younis Khan (add the dropped catch) and Misbah played. No one can play that pathetic.
We have to wait and see if they buy new BMW SUVs, build new palatial houses, buy a new apartment in Burj Khalifa and go on extended vacations to Bora Bora.
Some people go back to India because they think that the kids will be safe there..
Indian situation is infinitely more scary.. I believe we can keep better tabs on our kids here(in the US).
Yeah, saw this a few days back.
Our favorite sentence:
It’s way easier to become a permanent resident here compared to US.
You can apply for PR after 2 years (was 1.5 years until last year. It seems this country doesn’t want us here anymore. 🙂 ) and will receive the card in another 6 months.
I haven’t decided on getting it though. Always wanted to go back (Feels like we don’t belong here).
But as you said if the pattern continues, we would be left with no choice.
We’ve been to your city once (circa 1990s). Found it OK. Decent public transport system, a lot of Asians, many Indian restaurants, nice porn stores….
A large group of People in India are doing this under God’s direction! Overthrow Hindus-stan
India’s Hindus are dithering dickheads (for the most part).
Your favorite Abhi’s movie GAME is releasing today. Please c it.
How timely. How appropriate.
An Abhishek Bachchan film should only be released on All Fool’s Day! 😉
Does anyone give a f*ck for this twit or its movies?
Not until medical science reaches a stage where anencephalous creatures can get a brain transplant will we see Abhishek act. 🙁
Even if people are paid money to watch Abhishek’s movies, they ought to shy away for the sheer trauma involved.
Oh Ya Fools Day! Didnt any1 tell them ? Y did they release the movie today?
Because it stars Abhishek Bachchan. 😉
Too much crowd indeed (btw is it a typo or just 63.72 million males?!!)
I have better and practical way to tackle this issue. Weirdly, India is a country where sex is spoken less but practised more. Blame the climate or hot chicks or itching dicks, out guys/gals cant live without sex. Having said that, precautionary methods are followed/known/accessible only among urban population and it will take eons to reach rural masses. Government, instead of shouting at deaf can make it legal and popularize the gay/lesbian culture. In that way, people can still enjoy sex with no population increase 😉
1. Thank you sweetie! Fixed the typo.
2. You write: I have better and practical way to tackle this issue….Government, instead of shouting at deaf can make it legal and popularize the gay/lesbian culture
If your suggestion is quickly implemented, we can look forward to the poodle Manmohan Singh launching the Congress election campaign with the fantastic slogan – Chut na maro. Gand maro. 😉
The above fantastic slogan will beat legendary Indira’s
Garib Hataooops Garibi Hatao campaign slogan for the 1971 Lok Sabha elections.
Seriously why don’t we blame the real culprit here. It is no surprise but our culture and traditions to blame. When you have educated parents not wanting their newly married kids use protection while having sex because they are too afraid that the later we wait there is a chance kids might not be so easy to concieve. Using protection or family planning is looked down upon even in modern families in India.
Then we have the illeterate who don’t know any better. They just want to have sex after a hard days work thinking that was the price, not realizing they already have 3-4 kids they can’t feed.
I don’t think we need lesbians or gays to stop this, we need people to be responsible. Wait did I really use the word “responsible” in the same context as Indians. They are always looking at other people for inspiration, they are always looking at other people to blame for their problems.
When will Indians realize both educated and uneducated that there are many techniques in sex you can hinder from having kids. There is no harm in trying the “pull out technique” it beats ejaculating without a condom, but I am only imagining considering how selfish Indians are..
We don’t expect to see any changes unless Indians decide en masse to embrace the backdoor method. After all, Indians are adept at backdoor entry right from admission into kindergarten school where you can jump the queue with a hefty donation all the way through to a job procured by greasing the right palm with a massive bribe.
Jokes aside, population control not gonna happen in India unless an irate nature decides to step in big time.
SI Wrote: “Jokes aside, population control not gonna happen in India unless an irate nature decides to step in big time.”
That sure is what can control the population, with people advising to breed as much possible so the clan flourishes. And that there will be more happiness that more children are around (I was the one who got the advice on my wedding day) and that God will provide for everyone.
Some advice that one.
You write: I was the one who got the advice on my wedding day and that God will provide for everyone.
So, what’s the score now and is God providing Honey, Doodh-Peda and Idli-Vada for all the brats? 😉
Since we believe God is a fraud, we advise people to stick to zero.
swami chinmayanandaji said to one Indian college student “there are ENOUGH children being born in India right now, you should remain celibate as a brahmachari for a while until the population dies down”,this was in the late 1980’s when Reagan was still in power.
You can remain childless without going so far as celibacy.
Chinmayananda once came to our town but unfortunately for the duration of his lectures we were extremely preoccupied and missed them. We do have his version of Gita though.
speaking of books,im about halfway through doniger’s”hindus an alternative history” and so far its not too bad,though there are several errors in regards to chaitanya-nityanandaji.also she apparently is a feminist as she says”how much different india would be today if Indian women accepted draupadiji as their idol and not sitaji”. she adores satyavadi,draupadi and kuntiji but doesnt care much for sitaji. Overall,so far at least,not TOO bad but still not finished reading the rest of it.will update when finished.