America Says Fuck You to 77 Million Tamils

Question: How many Americans does it take to bugger 77 million Tamils?

a) 100,000 Navy Seals
b) 10 CIA Agents in Virginia operating 50 Drones
c) 1-million highly trained U.S. soldiers
d) 1 weaponless White Woman

Correct Answer: d i.e. Just one White Woman without weapons

Ouch, the backsides of 77 million Tamils must be hurting today.

Hurting real bad after an American woman diplomat strapped on a big dildo and buggered the shit out of them.

U.S. Vice Consul in the South Indian city of Chennai Maureen Chao might look like your friendly White neighbor who enjoys the Garlic Naan at the $12.99 Sunday Lunch buffet at the local Taste of India.

But make no mistake, Maureen Chao is one tough woman. Her words are hotter than Chettinad Chicken.

Here’s what the White woman told a gathering of students at the SRM University in Chennai on Friday:

I was on a 24-hour trip on a train from Delhi to Orissa. But, after 72 hours, the train still didn’t reach the destination due to some strike and, earlier, due to a rail block by some cows or camels. At the end… my skin became dirty and dark, like the Tamilians,

Yes, poor Maureen’s skin became dirty and dark like that of Tamilians. 🙁

By the way, if you’re a Tamil and if your backside is hurting Maureen Chao regrets it.

Because it was not Maureen’s intent to hurt you while she buggered you. So, move on now.

The U.S. Consulate in Chennai Vice Consul said Maureen Chao’s speech reflected ‘positive memories from her own study abroad experiences in India 23 years ago.’

Say, has Maureen Chao seen what color her President’s skin is? 😉

13 Responses to "America Says Fuck You to 77 Million Tamils"

  1. Naveen   August 14, 2011 at 3:23 am

    Nothing wrong. By the way, the following conversation happened on the same day but it did not make it to the headlines.

    Visu to Mangamma, Kuruvamma, Kuppamma and Muniyamma.

    Naanum rendu moonu naala Amerikka le nalla saapadu thedaren. Yenge ponalum andha karumam burgerum pissaum dhaan kedaikkardhu. Adhe thinnupittu andha vellakara panja paradesiga mariye vella panni aatame aiten!

    (I searched for good food for 2-3 days in America but I get only Burgers and Pizzas everywhere. After eating those I have become an utter dispicable ugly obese swine as those whites.)

    Aiaiyo! Naan sonnadhu thappa? Appadi yarukkavadha naan sonnadhule yedhavadhu manasa pun paduthara mari irundhidhu na adhukku naan Vekkam padaren, Vedhanai padaren, Varutha padaren Peruma Padale. Adhu en nokkam illa.

    (Oh! Did I say something wrong? I deeply regret if my unfortunate remarks offended anyone. It was certainly not my intent.

    Naan ennode 23 varusham pazhaya Amerikka anubhavangale um nalla nyabagangalum solla vandhen.

    (I was just sharing my 23 year old positive experiences and memories of America)

    Disclaimer: The above content does not reflect my views. It is just a creative attempt to reconstruct the scenario with a different but perfectly possible perspective. Responds:

    Veri Punny. 😉

  2. முனிAndy   August 14, 2011 at 11:56 am

    Indian cricket team is just 1 test match defeat away from getting white-washed by white boys again.. what a precipitous fall from the WC glory.. we can now go back to being indifferent to cricket.

    Maureen Chao looks fugly , BTW.. Responds:

    You write: Indian cricket team is just 1 test match defeat away from getting white-washed by white boys again

    Right ho, boy (In the old days, Whites of all ages in the South would hail even 65-year-old Black men as Boy).

    Our Test performance is a Disgrace.

    When they return home, they should be garlanded with slippers!

  3. rama dasa   August 14, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    off topic: speaking of battles, i found a good documentary about udham singhji and his revenge against the British for the Amritsar massacre Responds:

    Thanks for highlighting this lesser-known hero. Many have heard of Bhagat Singh but few remember Udham Singh.

    • boopalanj   August 15, 2011 at 10:37 am

      Michael O’Dwyer (the then governor of Punjab, during amritsar massacre) wrote in his book ‘India as I knew it’ in 1925 – “The Punjabis were quick to take to heart the lessons that revolution is a dangerous thing” while quoting about Amritsar Massacre.

      He was responded by Udham Singh, a “punjabi”, in 1940, by gunshots. A german magazine applauded the assassination as courageous act, and said – ‘Indians are like elephants who never forget their enemies. They punish ’em even after 20 years’

      Earlier, O’Dwyer had been in agreement with Dyer for his gun fire order over innocent people. In a letter written to Dyer, he wrote – ‘your action is correct. Lieutenant Governor approves.’

      Udham singh initially targeted both of them, having Dyer on priority list, but on hearing that he had died of paralytic attacks, he went for O’Dwyer. Responds:

      Nehru once shared a train carriage with General Dyer, the perpetrator of the Jallianwala Bagh massacre, and heard him boasting about shooting those ‘Niggers.”

      Sources: The magic of Indian cricket: cricket and society in India by Mihir Bose, p.74
      Also mentioned in Imagining India: the idea of a renewed nation by Nandan Nilekani P.59 but without the “Niggers” reference

      • boopalanj   August 15, 2011 at 11:06 am

        Hmm.. Wonder what nehru’s reaction would have been.

        There are other news that Dyer, when an European woman’s molestation was reported on a street, had ordered that whoever would want to cross that particular street, should crawl on four and pass. Many felt it was an insult, and gradually stopped using the street. Doctors were not allowed into that street. People in the houses which had entrances on that street, had to climb over the roof to get to the other side. He also authorized a lathi charge of Indians if they came near White policemen within the length of lathi.

        Source: Wikipedia sometime ago. Responds:

        We don’t think Nehru did anything but listen.

        • boopalanj   August 15, 2011 at 12:02 pm

          By the way, Wiki has it that Gandhi called the assassination – ‘an act of insanity’ while Nehru too responded with a tone of disapproval.

          Only Subash chandra bose seems to have approved this action publicly.


          Popularizing the nonsensical notion of ‘Ahimsa‘ aka Non-violence and insisting people follow it during the freedom struggle was Gandhi’s greatest disservice to India followed only by his partiality toward Nehru.

          Human beings are greatly flawed and to show the other cheek in the face of violence or injustice is nothing short of insanity.

          • rama dasa   August 15, 2011 at 6:13 pm

            that link i provided also will take you to part one which describes the “crawling” policies of the day.

      • rama dasa   August 15, 2011 at 6:15 pm

        iv seen some fictionalized recreations of the shooting at caxton hall but the one i provided should be more accurate,noone in their right mind would hold out their weapon and give the enemy ample time to escape

    • boopalanj   August 15, 2011 at 11:09 am

      While highlighting Udham singh, let us not forget the great achievements by Vijayakanth and Arjun who always fought against Pakistan ‘Theeviravathi’s and saved the nation innumerable times.

      Army should come up with a pension scheme for them, when they quit their acting career. 😉 Responds:

      We think Vijaykanth should get a Param Veer Chakra. 😉

      • Naveen   August 15, 2011 at 3:39 pm

        The Army should first bribe them into quitting their acting career. 🙂 Responds:

        The sight of Arjun in Aanai, a lift of Man on Fire (Denzel Washington), gave us nightmares for weeks. 🙁

        • Naveen   August 16, 2011 at 2:09 am

          You have no salvation. “Action King” Arjun returns in Mankatha to torment you along with the best actor in recent times “Tharuthalai” Ajith. The duo will set the screen on fire and Tharuthalai’s fans will cum in numbers to bug SI when once you post the review 😉

          If there is one thing Arjun has done well it is to stay lean and fit. Looks leaner, meaner and fitter than Tharuthali, which is an accomplishment by Tamil Cinema standards.


          You write: If there is one thing Arjun has done well it is to stay lean and fit. Looks leaner, meaner and fitter

          Well, a drumstick also looks lean and mean.

          Arjun’s acting is on par with the drumstick vegetable.


  4. boopalanj   August 15, 2011 at 12:08 pm

    Heard of Battle of Adyar? (Yes, Adyar of Chennai (Madras)) Responds:

    India has always been a victim of events happening far away.

    In the 18th and 19th centuries, events in Europe were the influencers of what happened In India.

    Today, if America sneezes India catches a cold (for trade reasons).

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