Who Says NYC Restaurants are Just for Eating

People do it in the strangest of places.

In closets. In the air (you schmucks heard of the Mile-High Club?). Under water. In the car while driving. In the White House Oval Office. In school staff rooms (we’ve seen it). In trains. In churches. In buses (we’ve seen heard the noise). On the office table (a famous Indian newspaper baron was once caught inflagrante delicto with a sweeper woman).

No place, it seems, is a safe haven from the urgent priapic impulses that must be sated before it gets out of hand and all sanity is lost.

Times have changed and so have people.

They no longer do their best work in bed alone (Thank you, Mae West)

Now, we’re told by the high priests of low culture at Rupert Murdoch’s New York Post that New Yorkers do it in restaurants too.

No idea if that includes the Indian curry houses on Lexington Avenue or in Jackson Heights.

Here’s an excerpt from the NY Post piece:

Here in the Big Apple, randy diners are better off heading for the bathroom, advises Couture [i.e. Joseph Couture, author of “Peek: Inside the Private World of Public Sex].

“The men’s room is the best option,” he says. “Taking a lady into a stall in the men’s room doesn’t generally create as much concern . . . it merely causes envy.”

For more on how randy New Yorkers cum with their Steaks and Samosas, read this NY Post piece.

By the way, where are the strangest places you’ve done it or seen people do it? 😉

3 Responses to "Who Says NYC Restaurants are Just for Eating"

  1. rama dasa   August 25, 2011 at 11:07 pm

    when I was in high school,this one chick invited me into the b-room w/her……suffice to say I didnt accept her invite…..

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Sexcess comes to those who dare to bare.

    • rama dasa   August 26, 2011 at 10:09 am

      Off topic:I just saw this video in which Ayn Rand predicted the economic disaster of america(video from 1959) in the comming century


      non objectivists must watch!

      SearchIndia.com Responds:

      Obviously, Ayn Rand had not heard of “Banks Too Big To Fail” or “Bail-Out of Corporations” when she flays welfare schemes and the slide toward socialism!

      She was right that just because a majority votes it does not become right.

  2. Aswin_Kini   August 26, 2011 at 10:23 am

    The strangest place I have seen people DO IT was in an Ambassador Car. What’s so strange about sex in an car, people in US do it regularly – You may ask. But this Ambassador Car was parked near the erstwhile Seerani Arangam at Marina Beach. This too on a Sunday, when people thronged all places of Marina except near Seerani Arangam.

    I and my friends happened to see it when we grew suspicious of this Car shaking violently 😉 Unfortunately, we couldn’t see much as the floodlight over that particular section of the beach had malfunctioned 😛

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Guess, if they tried it in a Maruti it’d collapse.

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