White Girls Declare War on Pubic Hair

One of the advantages of owning an iPad is the extraordinary education we’re getting.

With apps like Zite (owned by CNN) installed on the iPad, our intellectual horizons are expanding like never before.

Every day, we discover important new things. πŸ˜‰

And the best part is we never know what aspect of our intellect will be broadened when we tap on an app like Zite.

Take for instance, today.

It’s around 2:30AM on the East Coast, a time when most American cunts and pricks are fast asleep.

But we had this restless itch that comes from an unfinished task – we hadn’t tapped Zite all day.

So we quickly turned on the iPad and tapped the Zite app on the home screen.

Even before the Zite app opened up, we had this crazy sixth sense that we were in for an important revelation.

Boy, were we right on the revelation! πŸ˜‰

White Gals Want Smooth, Bald Pussies

It seems a lot of White women under 30 have quietly, without fanfare, declared a unilateral war on public hair.

At least, that’s what an article in The Atlantic suggests.

Titled The New Full-Frontal: Has Pubic Hair in America Gone Extinct, the Atlantic piece provides insights on a topic that one normally does not encounter in the non-pussy magazines.

For the benefit of our lazy priapic Indian readers, we’ll summarize the important points in the Atlantic piece and, as always, add SI’s penetrating insight for double paisa vasool:

1. We don’t know if you’ve noticed but these days a lot of American cunts, mostly young WhiteΒ cunts, are bald as the Barbie doll.

2. Many young American women shell out $65 or more to have hot, hot wax poured on their labia, the outer portion of what the hot-blooded pricks would vulgarly call the pussy. The painful procedure is called Brazilian Wax. Once the hot wax hardens, it’s peeled off along with the pubic hair to give a clean, smooth, bald look. Look Ma, No Hair. πŸ˜‰

3. A study by Indiana University researchers Debby Herbenick and Vanessa Schick found that that 60% of American women between 18-24 sometimes or always have completely bald pussies while about half of American women between 25-29 reported similar hairless pussies.

4. What’s triggered the hairless revolution down under (sorry Australia, we’re not referring to you)? It seems the culprits are the porn industry, smaller bathing suits and lingerie bottoms and popular cultural symbols like the Kardashian sisters (women women “shouldn’t have hair anywhere but their heads”). Bold and Beautiful, it seems, has given way to Bald and Beautiful.

5. Women into oral sex and those not in monogamous relationships want the full monty bare look down there.

6. No hair it seems equals less sweat which equals a cleaner look and feel.

7. Men love the soft, silky touch on their women and increasingly dig pubic hair-less gals.

8. Pubic hair is increasingly considered dirty or unfeminine by both men and women.

SI’s Views

9. The nation has gone to the dogs bitches.

10. As the problems Americans face get bigger by the day, their preoccupation with the smaller stuff increases exponentially.

11. The harbingers of the collapse of a civilization or country come in many forms. Obsession with trivia like smooth, bare cunts is an excellent example.

What About Brown Gals?

Bet all ye Indian chutiyas are dying to know whether desi gals are also riding the hairless Chut train.

SI’s considered hypothesis is young brown (desi) women also yearn for hair-free chuts like Whites because Whites are the dominant cultural role model in American society.

What Whites do today, Blacks want to do tomorrow and Browns the day after tomorrow. The Atlantic piece mentions that Asian gals are also going for the hairless look down there.

Apparently, black women face a problem when it comes to going Hair-Free because their coarse hair makes waxing painful.

Maybe, a new Civil Rights battle will fix things here and usher in equality of cunts. The nation needs a new kind of Martin Luther King. Hugh Hefner, are you up to the game?

Now, if only all ye guys also purchased an iPad instead of all that Android tablet nonsense you folks too would be as well informed as SI on such important subjects as the Annihilation of Pubic Hair on White Gals. πŸ˜‰

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The New Full-Frontal: Has Pubic Hair in America Gone Extinct

5 Responses to "White Girls Declare War on Pubic Hair"

  1. Naveen   December 14, 2011 at 11:58 am

    Who needs iPad when we have SI to filter the junk and share these gems! πŸ˜€

    • boopalanj   July 3, 2013 at 11:12 am

      It is highly distressing that an article in SI gets published without illustrative pictures.

      πŸ˜‰

      SearchIndia.com Responds:

      Only porn addicts yearn for pictures! πŸ˜‰

      Plato, Aristotle and Kafka did not use pictures to make their point!

  2. Naveen   December 14, 2011 at 11:06 pm

    Offtopic:

    I know you have been waiting with baited breath for this

    http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/tech/personal-tech/gadgets-special/Aakash-goes-on-sale-for-Rs-2500-online/articleshow/11107859.cms

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Isn’t Rs 2,500 a lot of money for a paperweight? πŸ˜‰

  3. guruji   December 16, 2011 at 11:03 am

    What is the ‘Public’ hair you speak of (in red)?

    Are you using a spell-checker with well-mannered upbringing πŸ™‚ ?

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    The LTTE hacked our site and changed Pubic to Public.

    Thanks.

    Fixed.

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