Unless you’re living under a rock or been completely distracted by Raghunandan Yandamuri’s preliminary hearing, y’all know that today is the Big Day.
Big Powerball Jackpot
Yes, tonight is the Powerball draw for the $550-million jackpot.
Just in case you schmucks can’t do the math, $550 million is in excess of half-billion dollars!
If you win the Powerball jackpot and ask for the winnings to be paid out in a lump sum, your take after taxes would be $360.2 million.
I suppose most Indians can manage with $360.2 million, whaddaya say?
Don’t tell anyone but SI has purchased two tickets, both with Power Play!
Of course, it’s all for charity. Like, you know to make the world a better place.
But didn’t a wise man once say that charity always begins at home. 😉
By the way, before you schmucks get your hopes up and quit your day jobs, keep in mind that the odds of winning the jackpot $550 million prize is 1 in 175 Million!
You’ll have a better chance of marrying my favorite Hollywood hottie Jennifer Lawrence! 😉
Good Luck, fellas!