Have You Schmucks Powerballed the Half-Billion Dollar Ticket Today?

Update: Winning Ticket Sold in Arizona

Unless you’re living under a rock or been completely distracted by Raghunandan Yandamuri’s preliminary hearing, y’all know that today is the Big Day.

Big Powerball Jackpot

Yes, tonight is the Powerball draw for the $550-million jackpot.

Just in case you schmucks can’t do the math, $550 million is in excess of half-billion dollars!

If you win the Powerball jackpot and ask for the winnings to be paid out in a lump sum, your take after taxes would be $360.2 million.

I suppose most Indians can manage with $360.2 million, whaddaya say?

Powerball Prize Money Touches Half-Billion Dollars

Don’t tell anyone but SI has purchased two tickets, both with Power Play!

Of course, it’s all for charity. Like, you know to make the world a better place.

But didn’t a wise man once say that charity always begins at home. 😉

By the way, before you schmucks get your hopes up and quit your day jobs, keep in mind that the odds of winning the jackpot $550 million prize is 1 in 175 Million!

You’ll have a better chance of marrying my favorite Hollywood hottie Jennifer Lawrence! 😉

Good Luck, fellas!

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3 Responses to "Have You Schmucks Powerballed the Half-Billion Dollar Ticket Today?"

  1. Desimom99   November 28, 2012 at 3:03 pm

    Yes. Went in with a pool at work! Good luck to all of us! Yeah right!

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    I always buy the Power Play.

    Even if you win a smaller amount, it multiplies.

    That’s what they call Desi Greed! 😉

    Good Luck, Sweetie!

    Maybe, I’ll buy two more!

    Didn’t Michael Douglas say, Greed is Good and get the Oscar for that – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordon_Gekko

  2. GMD1981   November 28, 2012 at 5:04 pm

    You want me to Gamble now :)… just kidding … LOL

    SearchIndia.com Responds:

    Some 312 million people in America are building castles in the air today and planning to quit their jobs tomorrow! 😉

    • Naveen   November 29, 2012 at 12:43 am

      One of those who bought 3 tickets has his dream come crashing 🙁

      SearchIndia.com Responds:

      I haven’t checked yet.

      So hope still burns bright. 😉

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